id like to file a claim against “dereklaserbeam” for the “amber welcome thread”. it has been months and no one called amber has posted. im not even sure they will post ever

jerry can i have one please

*eats farmer straw* 2019 be lookin fine and pretty it do be

[img]https://i.imgur.com/jrFYBCN.jpg[/img]

this thread is a disaster. jerry (a moderator of this forum!) will see this and probably ban you all for life

that aint me. that aint me. i aint no bloarder’s son

*sniffs* yo,, wow bro.. think someoens shit in this thread? like totally you can smell it.. . a guy shit in this thread someone should clean this up?

now do the states of matter!!

*pulls pants up to chin* fine by me.

i saw a woman once and she was a marine and she kicked my ass

dreamed i sneezed and died and then i woke up. ive just sneezed so ill update you all on my own impending death as the day progresses

"i like to bloard from the 'world 1-2 warp zone' what video game character am i?" [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/565160578671337473/TM6fttP4.jpeg[/img]

this map isnt even correct wtf? this country is labelled "lesbian" but its really called australia [img]https://i.imgur.com/TFU4CKa.png[/img]

shoulda put a bullet in him, cant stand that guy

[img]https://i.imgur.com/cfA7wd9.jpg[/img]

anyone seen that guy? is he even real?

twitter twitter twitter. that is where the action is

[quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F7928] big ole meat orbs [/quote] very on brand

pac man is my main man. we are good buds

HBD derek i got you a great jigsaw puzzle. but here is the catch. you will have to put it together to find out what it is [img]https://i.imgur.com/LUo5dMx.png[/img]

(looks at top of webpage) huh. bloard.. pretty funny word

its really not very nice to laugh at words you know..

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffavorite-places-to-do-bloarding%2Fposts%2F7874] under WHERE? [/quote] lol hillips said underwear

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7850] Have some faith. Bloard brings out the best in people ☺️ [/quote] bull shit. check the horny bloard then come back and tell me that 😒

post already.. there is no reason to fear the bloard

actually. i have this cool talent where the water usage in my house isnt metred as the council wouldve had to dig up part of the driveway to install a water metre which would’ve cost them loads of money so they just left us with no metre, saving loads of money for us so yeah, i guess you could say im pretty talented 😎 EDIT: other two talents 1) juggling (one ball) 2) chef

out of all the bloarders who do you think has the strongest scent with which to mark their territory in the appalachian wild like a lone wolf hunter? i think i twould be "kurt21balls" i think they have strong red eagle hunter power blood in their veins.

its just one of those escape room things you are all overreacting. everyone knows if you eat enough of the props they have to let you out anyway

dont know what women are but im sure theyre pretty cool

the one far cry game where that woman gets her tits out then stabs u. that one.

I love the smell of a new bloard post in the morning

i saw this post 2 days after halloween which has made it even more terrifying

*offers you 2 lawnmowers and hammer* “would any of you fine folk like to shop in my world famous travelling hardware store?”

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fswamp_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fthe-not-so-empty-swamp%2Fposts%2F7618] [img]https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB15OSxSpXXXXb9XVXXq6xXFXXX4/Halloween-Latex-mask-Funny-Donkey-head-Shrek.jpg[/img] [/quote] is the donkey wearing a prison jumpsuit?

love to relax at the PUB and watch the footy. drink the beers too 😌🇬🇧 all those are things i do with “the bloard blokes”

a post dedicated to all the bloard lurkers. make an account you cowards

cunt. clunge. minge

a long tongue too.... imagine that towering neck with no tongue inside

[quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-co-uk%2Fposts%2F7455] teethcare XD [/quote] hey buddy at least we get free teethcare

two for thee price of 1. my favourites right now [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGCEH8Wfnfs[/youtube] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB3u2U72DCc[/youtube]