reckon i saw him out behind the bloardhouse pickin trash out of a bush bout a week or so ago. mighty big feller, though not as hairy as i thought he'd be. guy was shaved buck naked everywhere but his wild ass hair, looked likey had a skirt on from the back view
moog
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- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdumb-bods-and-grimaces-thread%2Fposts%2F7956] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NeAztq3.jpg[/img] [/quote] how did you obtain this image of me
- sometimes i'll be browsing bloard at my local Target without my security computer sock on i know i know bad opsec but it's hard to eat popcorn with iit. a couple times some people i know have seen me and asked what im doing and i say something along the lines of " am crafting a post that will earn me a spot in valhalla with the greats of bloard" and they start bitching "jesus christ hes talkin about board again" but i just ignore em. though one time my buddy read a hillips post and laughed so hard he swallowed a tooth so he made an account and posted twice
- often i have dreams where im not flying, but more like hovering frictionlessly slightly above the ground kind of similar to that crazy frog video [img]https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--TtXBmK1v--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/cy99k7hwkcxoqclsmrzs.png[/img] usually i cant stop and i crash into fences and shit but it's fun anyway
- to derek: happy mothafuckin birthday to everyone else: it dereks birthday today so bring your gifts to this threaf here you're go derek i got you this clump of seaweed [img]https://www.integrativenutrition.com/sites/default/files//styles/blog_-_headshot_body_image/public/amazon/shutterstock_279344777_0.jpg?itok=6zPrpnqT[/img]
- im in the pokemon go club at my library and most days i bloard from the gamestop wifi since theres one with 2 pokestops near it me and the crew like to stop (haha get it) by and talk to the girl employes theres 2 of them but one stay in the back i saw her once
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flist-your-top-3-talents%2Fposts%2F7851] i wish i had some talents [/quote] that is a talent in and of itself
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fofficial-welcome-thread-for-amber%2Fposts%2F7810] who? [/quote] jerrys pizza
- most of my abilities were honed thru rigorous training in an unlit bunker deep underground in arizona, during which my physical body was destroyed at a subatomic level and repaired through sheer mental power. i learned to capture a neutrino with my bare hands and split my body into 3 equal copies each an exact replica of the orinigal. but my greatest talent is knowing all the words to handlebars by flobots, song freaking owns
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fpost-a-pick-of-you-re-gf%2Fposts%2F7757] [url]https://yt3.ggpht.com/a-/AN66SAxcszcvU5UHmCjWCwJ9_ZLOo0yiOrIYeA6Wzw=s900-mo-c-c0xffffffff-rj-k-no[/url] [/quote] cute! where'd you two meat
- [youtube]https://youtu.be/kK83HU5ACp8[/youtube]
- no choice. break my own ribs and ass to escape through the sink pipes
- i used to have dreams about pig people with pig heeads and people bodies and it used to scare the ass out of me now i have dreams where im getting electrocuted by lighting and blown up by bombs and they are significantly less scary than the pig lady, so all is well
- he's gonna get the fax machine emoji next if he aint carful
- i wooden be able to choose between majoras mask and jet set radio... both are timeless classics
- is a pierogi a pasta? surely i could fry a pasta shell stuffed with cheese and it would still be a pasta. or does the act of frying it make it a dumpling?
- best smell: freshly opened trading card booster packs worst smell: the large man at the yugioh tourneys every saturday who wears the same cargo shorts and beats your ass with a blue eyes draw engine OTK after you just spent $160 on lightsworns
- i have laughed every day about "dorto chip" since joop said it
- most oppressed animal is chicken, yes? at the very least it must be sad to be a chicken. yet, they outnumber us by an outstanding margin. at the rate technology is expanding its only a matter of time before we are able to communicate with the chicken, this much is certain. they will start learning and living under and even influencing the standards of our cultures. they will be given basic rights to property and suffrage. what will you do when they begin creating companies and voting our politicians out of office? they will make up a significant portion of the world economy and by that time we will be scrounging for seeds off the cold ground living sparingly under the tyranny of the chicken and there will be fuck all we can do about it
- reckon ya could give me a job polishing lawn mowners ill even shine up that hammer if ya fancy it
- hey hillips you got any of them muffins left? asking for a frernd...
- [youtube]https://youtu.be/shibvkpyb8E[/youtube]
- your right i lost my self control. i would also like to admire hillips for helping keep my lid on 😬
- i, four one, admire all the strong women on twitter who rally together to complain about men being dreadful tyrannical rapists while posting from their cell phone in their college dorm, all of which were paid for by their evil fathers
- beefsnack? more like nutsnack lmoa jk kidding joking. you only got 1 strike against you for fucking up the four letter word thred, which is an offense to the state and punishable by public shaming. I'll le tit slide tho
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F7488] it's been starting to get cold where I live and I realized I haven't seen any ants for a while. ... my wife left me [/quote] dude... i aint sayin nothin, but... maybe hold off on the poison and see if she comes back in the spring
- this post dead, moog cant make post more good than your post. best damn post ever made, true. jack, shut this shit down.
- i'm sticking with nut grinds and egg pulls for now until my sternum heals
- oi wots the toyme then guv? 12 bong? bollocks me, would anyone loyke some cheeky bangers and mash before we're off to praise the queen?
- gotta post this one dawg u know i hadda do it [youtube]https://youtu.be/XPlDHLuJLmk[/youtube]