most of my abilities were honed thru rigorous training in an unlit bunker deep underground in arizona, during which my physical body was destroyed at a subatomic level and repaired through sheer mental power. i learned to capture a neutrino with my bare hands and split my body into 3 equal copies each an exact replica of the orinigal. but my greatest talent is knowing all the words to handlebars by flobots, song freaking owns