I had extremely long hair from about 11-15 years old and it looked bad because I didn't put in the effort to take care of it

This has been my most embarrassing moment on bloard I'll try to do better from now on. I'm mjust trying to get some +1s here!!!

Alright, so I've been trying to work bloard into conversations with my coworkers. I'll give you an example of an exchange I had the other day to give the rest of you some inspiration for how to introduce the idea of bloard to the people around you. I simply took advantage of the conversation being about websites to "bloardinate", if you will, my coworkers. Me: You know, I'm a member of a website. Coworker: Oh yeah? Me: Yeah. Bloard dot com. Coworker: What? Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: I don't know what you're saying. Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: Are you saying "War"? Me: No. Bloard dot com. Coworker: Bloarg dot com? Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: "Bloard dot com"? Me: Yeah. Coworker: [laughing] Me: It's sick. Coworker: What is bloard dot com? Me: We just shoot the shit on there. Coworker: Alright.

Talked to my Exgf today on the phone (fellow clif chatters will know her as "Fart Pillow/Mask Girl") thinking that it might be nice to get back in touch but it didn't leave me feeling that much better!

Here's a tip for new bloarders and veteran bloarders alike: +1 my posts only

Pretty straightforward question. I gotta go with either the slow learner

God is real... God....... Israel

I've been hovering in the 230 range for weeks. Please get me to 240 and then we'll work on the coveted 1k

Thnkas for the support everyone let's get this post to 22 +1s so it can become the new top post on bloard. I don't think there are even 22 people who use this ssite

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-would-live-this-life-over-a-million-times-given-the-chance%2Fposts%2F5917] i wish i could live a million lives so i could give a million +1s to all my bloard posts [/quote] Mods

Likewise I just gave you a +1 to show that I'm agreeing with you

Time to come clean about this thread: My second post ever is the one that's gotten the most +1s for me so in order to get some more hot posts coming in I thought it would be a good idea to reuse the number one of all time on here. So far it looks like it's working

Small brain: Whats your facebook Normal brain: Whats your instagran Glowing brain: Whats your twitter @ Space brain: Whats your bloard

Just reading all these posts gets my damn motor running! I'm in Horny bloard and I'm horny for the posts!!!

[quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F5707] I had a salted caramel Bailey's on ice yesterday [/quote] This sounds good

Good morning to everyone who posted in English on here

Nickleback anyone??? Lol!

Greaat Idea, Derek, I'm currently working on a way to play this song whenever a bloard user opens up a post in Horny bloard and eventually when Horny bloard becomes bigger than gbs it will play on the whole site

I've never had cognac but nice choices with the other two. The only alcohol that I currently own is Duggan's Dew blended scotch

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloards-threads-to-avoid%2Fposts%2F5063] if you ever find yourself on [b]"Horny Bloard"[/b] immediately click the X at the top right corner of your browser. nothing good has ever come out of that place [/quote] Jealousy is a disease bitch

Hey hilips. Looking good today no homo. Muffin

Ok

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fthe-horny-bloard-special-anime-is-allowed-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F5083] i used to respect the horny bloard but today i got horny and clicked over to my favorite site "the horny bloard" and i saw a bunch of drawings. its not possible to get horny over a cartoon so now i'm mad and not horny. [/quote] Sorry you can't read the title of the damn thread.. !

Goofy is in hell where he belongs. My most recent video game memory is that I can't kill the damn crystal sage in dark souls 3

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Ftghe%2Ftopics%2Ffaces-of-bloard%2Fposts%2F5113] [img]https://i.imgur.com/TKhvPTp.jpg[/img] [/quote] Why would you post that. Everyone already knows what you look like

I started playing dark souls 3 yesterday it's fun

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard_francais%2Ftopics%2Fi-need-to-practice-my-french-that-s-why-thisis-here%2Fposts%2F4302] tu es tous stupides, alors que je suis incroyablement intelligent mwehehehe (dabbing the corner of ma bouche with a checkered serviette de table) [/quote] ptn ct dur à lire ça hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon

Anime is allowed in this thread and potenitially others in Horny bloard depending on the thread creator's wants but you don't have to post it and in fact I would still discourage it in order to keep it as tasteful as possible [img]https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.animevice.com%2Fuploads%2F1%2F10629%2F215350-hamtaro_boss.gif&f=1[/img]

grey college tee shirt navy blue gym shorts with white stripes white ankle socks

I could o for some chili or nachos right about now

I found bloard because of twitter but I don't remember who told me about it. Pprobably either chernip or the slow learner

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fthe-horny-bloard-special-anime-is-allowed-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F4950] [img]https://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Alternate_2d46f2_6019073.jpg[/img] [/quote] Now that's what I call Horny bloard baby! I guess not all anime is bull sh*t after all [img]https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fimages5.fanpop.com%2Fimage%2Fphotos%2F28000000%2FYummy-hamtaro-the-hamster-28041156-1024-768.jpg&f=1[/img]

The car decoration that looks like a hockey puck going through th ewindow but instead of a hockey purck it's bloard

Thaat is a dangerously unhealthy looking figure. Do you even Horny bloard bro?

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k[/youtube]

Barnacle Jim is a llong face shit bag and even looking at himn counts as a damn blunder for everybody within a one mile radius of whoever looked at him or a picture of him. The radius is one mile long because that's the length of Barnacle Jim's damn fucked up looking face it looks like a big ass toilet.

Bloard has a new member

Floks, it's a great day for the bloard webssite bucause I'm pleased to announce that Horny bloard iss back in business bitches. Ass a special Horny bloard surprise I will be allowing anime to be posted in this topic and will be leaving the anime decision up to the creators of each topic and anime is still banned in all other Horny bloard topics createed by me. Also for all new topic creators please include whether or not anime is allowed in the thread in the title. Happy posting all you Horny bloard horn dogz [img]http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28000000/leaf-hamtaro-the-hamster-28041165-467-349.jpg[/img]

You can post in Horny bloard (the best damn bloard on here) as much as possible and starat new Horny discussions by maybe making aa new topic or two on here if that's what you want, and also feel free to post In the other bloards as well even though they really aren't anything special compaared to Horny bloard. Horny bloard whips ass. As for the anime I think that I'll create a topic in here where anime is allowed and then I'll leave the decision up to the creator of each topic. However any topics in Horny bloard created by me follow the no anime policy except for the new topic that I'm about to make as I mentioned previously. Now let's horn it up in hre folks

What gives folkss. Let's make me go viral. Not meaning to complain here but none of the posts from the immaculate Horny bloard are on the front page either. If you want the website to fail than that's up to you,, but at least the bloard bot on twitter has a chance at making it in the ,long haul because it might take some Horny bloard posts from the spreadsheet and then post them on twitter