beefsnack got got

I hate being lied to

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fchurrrnip-and-the-pussycats%2Fposts%2F12097] front man [/quote] Chernip confirmed man. updating my spreadsheet

my puppy keeps waking up really early in the morning to go to the bathroom and it's impacting my sex life in a negative way because at night I am too tired to bone down from waking up at 5:00 am

(raising my hand in court and waiting patiently until I am called on by the judge) I have to go to the bathroom

is it any wonder the left has lost faith in the new york times? how fucking out of touch can you be with the needs of the working class? smh should have been bernie [img]https://i.imgur.com/lp3LPqO.png[/img]

I'm hanging out watchin football. I had some thai food. pad ke mao with tofu. it was good

you guys have IT

Brad four back will play with side line head guys (lynn). Brad four back will wear blue come 2020. Lite blue!!!!!!!

Thom goin quit this year. Thom done. Bill quit also. Bob's sole dude left. hand jobs, hims land jail cell

yeah, good year this year. Many wins, lost none.

pats suck dick, yous guys know this.

bappi why. why bappi

warm holiday wishes to all y'alll motherfuckers (pretty sure none of you are ants is why I wish everyone warm holiday wishes in here)

way to go derelk

just hanging out

gunby

thank you toilet man. merry christmas to you too

putting the barrel of the handgun in my mouth and daring myself to either cum or pull the trigger because it's the start of haunted_shrub's vacation and that sort of feels like saturday night and plus I already had the gun out so it seemed like I was halfway there already

using some needle nose pliers and a vice grip to peel my penis apart like a banana split because it;s saturday nite

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F11914] kick my fuckin ass littleerik [/quote] I will if you keep workin that sass mouth

I'm going to the gym tonight in my continuing efforts to get huge. why get huge, you ask? because being big is better than being small. everybpdy knows that

[quote=Phage;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-time-idea%2Fposts%2F11910] I just want 28 hour days. If I was Bloard President I would slow the rotation of the Earth and it’s travel speed around the sun IMMEDIATELY. I would also fight any immediate environmental change that happens on Earth with my BEAR HANDS. I will also give my people FREE biscotti ever SUNDAY after they are hungover from Saturday Night Bloard [/quote] [img]https://www.genuinefred.com/media/catalog/product/cache/31267317243707e65d5aa1ca6a00c6cf/5/1/5130360_4.jpg[/img]

eating a big ol can of crisco because [img]https://i.imgur.com/c7tPw6k.jpg[/img] it is saturday night

[quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F11894] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOoFVTtapWk[/youtube] [/quote] this whips

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-time-idea%2Fposts%2F11884] don't like this, going back to 60 seconds [/quote] coward

achieving the best erection of my life by shouting filthy obscenity into the mirror, into my own face because it’s Saturday night

have fun out there

what if you called your band "hairy metallica" instead? I think that would be cool

king dad's post make grin. love good post. hell yeah baby

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F11813] Here's something that's been onmy mind almost constantly for the past couple years: I don't really like ants all that much [/quote] speak on it, king. teach these devils

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F11805] thanks to global warming i’ve already had 8+ inches of snow which means all the ants around my house have died an absolutely awful death due to freezing and starving. i love winter because it means i get 3-4 months of complete ant free living. [/quote] [quote=Bappi%20Barlos;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F11804] the ants will not leave from my home. i tried to prevent but the have control. 11 nests in total. if we don't find a solution we lose this whole area. [/quote] good luck fighting against the hordes my brothers

[quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-get-s-your-thang-going%2Fposts%2F11795] I am feeling preposterously horny. The government should shoot me with tranquilizer darts and put me in a cage at the zoo [/quote] yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, you sick fucking freak

you're my new dad

_______________ ^ ok I got it fixed. I would have done it sooner but I got busy with some other stuff. pull up a chair, let's admire this sumbitch together.

anal porn edit: tabs goof

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-s-best-fast-food%2Fposts%2F11738] egg [/quote] [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-s-best-fast-food%2Fposts%2F11723] egg [/quote] my fuckin guys know what it is

oh crap

oh thank goodness

working to the point of failure is how you get huge so way to go