two questions: 1) do you ever crap in there and then just leave the fan runnign? 2) actually I just had the one question it turns out

joop, what is the thing you're doing? I'd like to hear more about it

eclairs

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with all the new people getting on bloard recently, I would like to say "hello," and "welcome." I'd like to extend my hand in welcome to you and to find out a little more about you. With that in mind, please, new people, take a minute and answer the following questions: - what do you like to do for fun? - do you enjoy working in groups? - who is a leader who inspires you? is that leader the queen? - do you exercise? can you lift more than 20x your body weight? - how many legs do you have? - do you like eating crumbs off the ground? - get the fuck out of my house and stop looking at my dick - what is life like in your colony? - can I interest you in some poison? Again, welcome to bloard. It's really encouraging to see all of you swarming in here, through the cracks under the door, up from the dirt in my yard.

hey man, what's up

I support the ant-prison-industrial complex

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2FbIoard2%2Ftopics%2Fthe-haberdashery-thread%2Fposts%2F4730] so you're saying it's a good thing that hat making is a gendered institution [/quote] only men should have hats

someone get harvey weinstein a bloard account mods? mods???

I've always enjoyed the gender distinction that a haberdasher is a hat maker for men, whereas a milliner is a hat maker for women. Haberdashery and millinery are wonderful words, is what I'm saying

yeah jerry, they float around in big gross clumps on the water, into the river, into your home. your friends and neighbors, jerry.

twinkies are among the softest breads. now, don't misinterpret me. I'm not saying twinkies are THE softest bread. obviously not. but they're up there. they're in the rarified air with croissants and soughdough. they're near the top of the mountain. to deny this would be folly

I heard g0m on a podcast one time. I think the pod was about bread. g0m was entertaining, but didn't appear to know shit about bread

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the bread that they wrap ice cream in I think it's called mochi EDIT: Yeah they have it at trader joes

waffles

hotdog buns from the ballpark when you went to a game with your dad but before you realized he was taking you to the game to break the news to you that he and mom were getting divorced

a fruity tear-n-share loaf I saw on the british bake off. a tad close textured, and a bit underbaked, but the flavor of the fruit really comes through

the dough they make those dumplings from that you get at most good dim sum places and then you open that bitch up and it's chock full of pork

hey jerry, cut it out

croissants the inside of the cinnamon roll

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fderek-s-closet-confessions%2Fposts%2F4636] "Lemme put my beer down" *camera conveniently pans and lingers on derek's large collection of expensive designer suits* [/quote] and the sweetie's feeties

derek, this was fantastic, and the socks are good. thank you so much.

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fkirby-is-a-globalist%2Fposts%2F4601] what power does kirby get if he sucks off the earth [/quote] he gets the power to buy me breakfast the next day

because he ate a globe. I get it

I tried to get elected to the condo board, but those dipshits elected the queen

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_AND_Book_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcurrent-book-workout-regiment-your-doing-now%2Fposts%2F4586] crank [/quote] lol

🤮

mine is more like this ( . )

update: the special hole I dug in the woods got turned into condos 😒

you tell em, snooby

peanus

butt hole and the plural butts hole

beaver

(screaming breathlessly like a woman suffering from beatlemania in 1964) DO AB EPISODE ABOUT THE SOCKS

I've been using the blaord app that haunted shrub made. been using it on the bus, in the mall, in the bedroom😏 and at the workplace

just to follow up with everybody, the cake got fucked up. I was supposed to use a big cake pan but didn't have one big enough, so I decided I would split it into layers and use two smaller pans and then it got pretty fucked up in the oven and I had to throw it away it was pretty sad

😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉 hey ants, suck my dick 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉