like ants? no, I shan't

good morning my precious babies

I like jazz music

good morning sweet angels

claire, you're grossing me off

[quote=dude;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5269] well there's the ant! ^ [/quote] toldya they;d be back

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5266] i heard you only see an ant once its been following you for some time and its getting ready to go in for the kill [/quote] sometimes if you listen closely, you can hear them whisper mean things about your pecker

they'll be back

my wife got me a king sized thing of lotion specifically to put on my balls. it says it has "rich feel," so now I have first hand knowledge of what bill gates nuts feel like instead of just reading rumors on the dark web

this is a pretty fucked up thing to say to a guy who smashes that mf plus button on your posts

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-crumb-check-thread%2Fposts%2F5232] i have reason 2 believe that this thread is not as altruistic as it seems. in fact, my sources tell me this thread was authored by a colony of ants, which have taken control of hillips’ account! 🚨 🐜 [/quote] whoa whoa whoa what the fuck

[quote=dude;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F5192] writing my 1st post any suggestions [/quote] probably post a selfie in the faces of bloard thread with something like "what's up guys"

joop, that's a disciplined way to live. oreos are really good

[img]http://www.alleewillis.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/oscar-Mayer-weiner-whistle3.jpg[/img]

hey kingdad, nice bump dude

I ate a bunch of licorice today and silently meditated on this thread, remembering the good times. it was strawberry flavored

fellas, it is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I must tell you that this winter weather has given me dry bag

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5041] before this post, i didn't respect the user "littleerik" [/quote] what about after

fellas, you gotta maintain that trigger discipline

[img]https://i.imgur.com/jhJlEYJ.jpg [/img] I proudly stand in defense of teh second amendment

I know we suffer for fashion or whatever

🎶🎵 I wanna know what bloard is I want you to show me 🎶🎵

hole

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4948] Funny, I too was invited to work out in Erik's garage. The instructions he gave me took me down a winding country road with almost no lights to speak of. I don't think anyone lives that far out, or at least I didn't at the time. I was just about to turn back when I saw his "house" in the clearing. [img]https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7iYK7SK_ZDI/VsDN47tjwYI/AAAAAAAAAi8/LWOcqUyr6AU/s1600/15.08.29.1.JPG[/img] Against my better judgement I decided to be polite and knock on the door. "Little" Erik (he was 6'8 and weighed at least 400 lbs by my recollection) opened the door and walking me inside towards the "fitness room". What was in there was appalling, a dirty rusted up toilet, a toddler's trike with a computer monitor tied to the handlebars, and some rusted up scrap metal he called weights, but I didn't want to be rude so I feigned a simple workout while I planned my escape. I must not have been paying much attention, I was a little freaked out, because Erik slipped away for a moment and came back looking like this (I managed to snap a picture): [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ov3oKe7mBZo/maxresdefault.jpg[/img] He kept saying "now the real workout can begin" and throwing ants all over me. I couldn't take it anymore and took off the "workout chains" he threw on me earlier, and made my escape. The whole time he was chasing my car and crying before I finally lost him and got back home. I don't think Little Erik cares about working out at all, and I highly discourage anyone from going to his garage for sets and reps. This Little Erik guy is kind of a jerk! [/quote] hey pal, those ants aren't gonna chase themselves

[img]https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fa/b7/9e/fab79ec2f4b4b0adb698b1f47568a9c4--fred-flintstone-wilma-flintstone-costume.jpg[/img]

[quote=goatsebuster;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4921] where can i post my jim blunders (of the barnabcle variety specificalyl) [/quote] [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4930] Barnacle Jim is a llong face shit bag and even looking at himn counts as a damn blunder for everybody within a one mile radius of whoever looked at him or a picture of him. The radius is one mile long because that's the length of Barnacle Jim's damn fucked up looking face it looks like a big ass toilet. [/quote] I'm so sorry this happened to you. come work out in my garage. I'll spot you and scream insensitive stuff about your parents and how they're disappointed in you in your face while you try to give me one last rep.

"bloard2: it's a whole new bloard, baby"

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgym-blunders-thread-so-embarrassing-facepal-m%2Fposts%2F4905] maybe let it cool off for a week before coming back in with a full beard, etc., etc. that reminds me of an amusing anecdote. one time I was at the gym and I hopped off the elliptical and one of the employees was like "could you please wipe that down." I was like wipe what down, i only touched the little handle bars. they said yeah wipe that down. i did but you better believe i was peeved [/quote] I'm so sorry this happened to you. come work out in my garage instead. it doesn't have a very clean floor and we don't wipe anything down ever.

what is space funeral please

[quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-scare-of-online-future%2Fposts%2F4898] bloard is the future [/quote] goddammit you're so right about this

I'm so osrry this happened to you. come work out in my garage instead. it is a judgment free zone and there is no air conditioning

nintendo switch because if you start workin' that sass mouth at me, boy, I'll fuckin whip your ass with it

sometimes popular media is just pap, just opiates for the masses, lulling us to sleep with unchallenging drivel. but sometimes sometimes the public gets asked a question that defies expectations and shatters their fragile reality

[img]https://i.imgur.com/BmfRF3x.jpg[/img]

you seen this fuckin thing they got now? the olympics? what am I, greek?

this is a thread to recognize the best bloarders as they do the best things. whether it's going on a hike and then posting great hike pictures to bloard, comforting a friend with kind words and sympathy on bloard, or just simply ordering a really good pizza with your friends on bloard, THIS IS THE PLACE TO RECOGNIZE ACHIEVEMENT with that being said, I nominate hillips for making a robot that posts on bloard. WAY TO GO hillips

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Ftop-10-races%2Fposts%2F4811] Smurfs wouldn't even make the mother fucking list. Nasty blue fuckers. [/quote] wasn't the deal that gargamel wanted to melt them down into gold or something? he seemed like he could have had a better life by getting out of the house more

this is to add strength and bulk, right?

how long do you go before you do a recovery period?

[quote=Loves)%20.%20(Navel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fderek-s-closet-confessions%2Fposts%2F4781] I was 18 years old when i masturbated for the first time [/quote] makes sense. that's legally when you can do it.