*faxing scans of my ass* Hey Scout, got some important documents coming your way. Hehe

I saw him there. He's a liar.

*you smell the thing before you see it. it smells awful, and quite frankly you realize right away that it's hillips and no threat at all and walk past him and go out the door*

really funny stuff man

Yeah, I tried but it was simply way too long

LooooooOooool he fell for it!!

animal style (in n out reference for californian bloarders)

Wise words. Something for Pigfoot to think upon.

You can't do shit. *does a reversal and cuts you in half*

It was a good run... maybe. It's dead now though. Rest in shit.

spaghetti off of a button plate

Now that this list exists they'll never post, for fear of losing their spot. Unless they're some sort of fool... like... NVM...

Dereck's Closet Computer Cache

Daylight Savings Time has ruined me

pussy

Hell, give him a cup of joe. On the House.

Name one without googling it.

God Damn It's time to watch some Peewee's Playhouse on VHS

yeah because she couldn't see it under all your pounds (fat) and turned 360 degrees and walked away

also if it also had clown's syndrome

hehehehehehehe *buttheads voice* you said privaates moist hehehehe like pee

Cryptids are extremely fascinating, and I have often searched the hills and valleys in the attempt at getting a sweet sweet glimpse at some rare and undocumented creatures. One time I saw a Sasquatch, but then I got closer and realized it was just DerekLaserBeam going on one of his classic strolls to the pond. He was even holding a banana (Sasquatches are monkies and like that kind of thing) so you can see how I might have made the mistake. Anyways, have any of you seen a cryptid before?

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/827160920019365888/KGa_DPOk_400x400.jpg[/img] Post the most swagiest epic memes you have in here

Listen fellas, you can't just type posts like "BLOOBY BLOO ABDAMSA!!!!!!" over and over again. Think about what you want to say, how it adds to the threads, and give it a little finesse to give it that classic Bloard charm. Try to get your brain juices flowing for a nice bit of intellectual discussion so you don't look like some sort of Ape From the Cave trying to use a laptop that some far more advanced alien visitor left behind. If we clean this place up maybe Swann will come back. Hell, maybe Jerry will finally find that picture of The Borrowers eating spaghetti off of a button plate. And if you don't I will murder you with my mother freaking guns and my other many cool power abilities.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/FbypXQR.jpg[/img]

I can believe it. You've been asking for it for a long-ass time. And you finally got it.

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Drottinn leiði drösulinn minn, drjúgur verður síðasti áfanginn.

wait until you see BloardIV

once you eat one of these "pig pussy" pork rinds... you'll never... oh... whats the fucking point.....

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-scenario%2Fposts%2F9965] thats really good [/quote] weird that you said that and didn't plus my post. well not just weird, but also a complete betrayel forcing me to gather my forces and besiege your house

I start using the sticky to roll a big ass blunt and i smoke the whole thing in one draw and puff it into his face and i'm weed duke nukem in this universe so i kick him and go to the strip club

I got a canon and armor. You can't shoot me it won't work on me now.

bugbear

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Felemental-bending-thread%2Fposts%2F9885] Turd bending [/quote] that's called diarrhea

[img]https://i.imgur.com/BBYdnCa.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/DYlogeb.png[/img] *writing names down on list*

yeah and your a freaking brain bedner, hurts my fuckin breain reading this shit. christ. unreal.

I'm kind of feeling the same, and if I can be serious for a second, I'm trying to make some big life plans so that I actually have some direction for the final few years of my 20s. Now with that out of the way... I'm weed yoda

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F9774] ppppig tits [/quote] david cameron is getting horny

farting in a tube that leads to a room beefsnack is stuck in so he will slowly perish