that sucks. everyone says deep breathing helps, but sometimes it's hard to work yourself down once you get to that point

I tweet under the same persona as my bloard man. It's a good feeling to wake up to the "likes" and adorations of the twitter, but sometimes you just want the full bloard experience, which is better to be honest. although sometimes when I can't sleep atnight i just run like crazy around and talk to the people whose houses i break into and its a real good time

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong bloard. The leather bloard's down the street.

Yume Nikki is really really good. If you guys have time check out Space Funeral as well, that's another great title.

When I first got Animal Crossing. Love that game so much. Such goodtimes...

i love yume nikki dont know what a tonybee is

that song is kinda fucked up when you read the lyrics, which i just posted in my last post

i prefer light roasts. has more flavor, more caffeine, more of the good shit if you asked me, which you did which is why i'm tellin you

why anything?? the answer is simple, but only if you open your third eye. the process is difficult and mind bending, but the benefits are unbeatable. there are many ways to do this, but first you have to see

lmao took me a second to realize that was a dog

[quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgute-nacht-bloardies%2Fposts%2F432] https://youtu.be/9C4uTEEOJlM [/quote] rarebloardmeetupivid.mp4

I am indeed going slightly mad, a byproduct of many impurities

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm new hampshire?? have to pass on that one. The truest state of the two is the green mountain state... the one and only Vermont! ✊

[quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgute-nacht-bloardies%2Fposts%2F415] egocentric assholes!! Sorry man you might be Germasian? Not that you need a label, I will never again be this or that. [/quote] i am temporarily europy at this moment, its the greatest time of my life.

take a hot homer shit right on her chest and scream

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgute-nacht-bloardies%2Fposts%2F409] Why do americans think there timezone is the only one... freakin chumps [/quote] i dont know but it relly grinds my gears!!!! 👿

It's that time again; the time to get cozy in the dark and fall asleep to dream land. The land of slumber. The good shit. So what do my fellow bloarders like to do before going to bed? Some nice cozy bloardtime rituals. Drink a tea, brush your teeth? Me? I like to strip fully nude and sleep face down in a coffin. don't ask me why ☺☺☺ it's just always been that way!! a nice rubios tea is good as well as a nice bedtime story so what about the rest of the bloard community??

24/m/NÖ well houw about that????

yeah one second [img]http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130503191457/legendsofthemultiuniverse/images/8/8c/TheBigToe.jpg[/img] only use this for good

i couldn't possibly, my apologies

i am the april fool, torture me and give me treats until i scream

Hi bloard, today i will tell you about my life goal: too marry a hot-ass chick who is also rich and then i will be a stay at home dad!!! It will be awesome, as i will just stay at home playing television games after making my many children peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

Fell for the nintendo trick. Thought she would like to see me play xenoblade chronicles all day, turns out she hated the shit!!!! Who would have thought??? Not me, thats for sure. Anyways im drunk as fuck and posting on bloard from a train.

What do you guys do to keep yourselves sane and happy? i like to wander nature and reflect on my many accomplishments, while also relaxing to the gentle breeze. here's a pic of me for reference: [img]http://i.imgur.com/Qq2kP38.png[/img]

i've done it and i'm not proud, but i have to admit to my sins. many pick men have died under my command and only i am to blame for the end of their lives.

I currently have a "job", but I think I just found a lifehack that will change everything. I'm going to be a male prostitute that only has sex with hot women. Normally a prostitute has to earn money having sex with anyone, old, ugly, same gender, or otherwise. I have found a way around this with a loophole and will only have sex with the numerous hot women who will give me money. The answer was right there in front of our faces the whole time. Alternatively, I think I might become a postman.

i only have one very small plastic penis,,

love them or hate them, just dont get them wet or feed them after midnight... or else you'll get my wife!!!!!

im white but also asian and out for bloard

lets end his days! turn off the friggin lights for good!! i'll prepare the cumcoon, you drug him so he's passed out and i'll slip him in. he wont ever be escaping that thing.