I currently have a "job", but I think I just found a lifehack that will change everything. I'm going to be a male prostitute that only has sex with hot women. Normally a prostitute has to earn money having sex with anyone, old, ugly, same gender, or otherwise. I have found a way around this with a loophole and will only have sex with the numerous hot women who will give me money. The answer was right there in front of our faces the whole time. Alternatively, I think I might become a postman.