*klendathu drop begins to play as ten strong retards crest a hill wielding rugby helmets and hockey sticks*

scronched my 'ceps

the real bloard dance [youtube]https://youtu.be/_UVfqA_2pcA[/youtube]

stay owt of this..

Guys, there must be peace. Peace on Earth and Peace on Bloard. Snooby, go work out at the library, Jerry, read Chaucer at the gym. Do it now or I'll have you both thrown into the content mines.

I post in gym bloard unironically. I actually go to the gym, but I'm nto buff or anything... just so you know...

I, Gaius Caesar, decree that Horniness shall be punishable by ten months with the Bloard Trolls in the content mines. You have been warned. -Gaius Caesar, The Emperor of Bloard.

Haha, I just LOVE this new meme!! Haha, whats your bloard, I love it, I love it!!!! whats your bloard, sorry sorry, I just can't get enough of it. Ok, whats your bloard (my new farewell)

blasted my pecs

Burt's Bees? Hmm, I'm gonna smear that shit all over my lips? Fat chance motherfucker. I'm not touching that shit to my lips, you fucking ass!!

did bench, i can bench my body weight which i screamed as i did it. then the big olympic lifters surrounded me and covered me in powder and lifted *me*. it was an awful experience.

bloardman, for keeping us all grounded

that almond oreo pie sounds good as hell, i want some

im feel that feel of feeling especially retarted for not adding snooby sooner. or maybe he left ages ago i cant remember

fuck bees!!

*keanu voice* I want my Gym Bloard

you can take the red pill or the blue pill, but never ever take any of the others

We're already all in Bloard: We just don't know it yet.

bout to start up again, been too long

#ISTANDWITHJOUOP

sincerely... the social studies gang

I saw this and jumped with excitement, then realized it was a year old. God DAMN!!!!!!!!

he won't do it. he's too cowardly to plus one both me and you

seconding dilbert

hey look at this cave painting i found in... uh... Isle aux Herbes, France [img]http://i.imgur.com/bKzZsBq.jpg[/img]

really hoping this one gets on page 6

burt's pee

I like Bloard. We need to clean it up though. Make it nice and pretty, and get rid of the excess Bloards.

él farto@ S8 por favor

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftiny-cumshots%2Fposts%2F2616] i have no sperm inside my cums. got the ol 'sectomy so now i can cum all iver the place [/quote] yeah, but he said smallest cums, not least amount of sperm. i'm unable to cum because i'm on day 10,786 of nofap

i hope this ends up on page 6

fail

You've gone too far this time, you monster.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[img]https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/5/26/11/enhanced-buzz-22918-1369583576-2.jpg[/img] We ah da Banana Rebels, and we have been fowced to do dis becawse of YOU, Hiwips. Respect owuh demands ow else.

Shave some armpit hair and the beard of the goat and put it in a cauldron. Then, mix it together with the sweat of a horned pleasure-hog. After that begins to boil add in some paprika, some chives, and some ginger and let it sit for 20 minutes. What you will get is an amazing potion, full of secret delights..

I actually kind of want it now :P

That's completely illegal and you can go to jail for a long-ass time for that sort of nonsense. Be very careful or I might have to report your ass. *registers pepsiman and swann2 as well as 2wann*

Slamming back some Mud™

We must decide this with a vote. Whoever gets more upvotes on this Bloard by next Sunday, between g0m and Banana-Milk, will be the true owner.