How is everyone doing? I fucked up lifting something and am going to see the doctor to make sure it's nothing serious. I'm thinking of starting a tomato garden. That's all for now. :)

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-images-but-no-text%2Fposts%2F3273] [img]http://i.imgur.com/kKRw9oS.png[/img] [/quote] [img]https://jcolaw.com/images/practice/criminal-defense/violent-crimes/assault-pointing-gun.jpg[/img]

Nobody can kick my ass except for my mom and dad.

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhello%2Fposts%2F3319] welcome to bloard! we are a tight-knit community of like-minded posters who above all love to share the lols and Bring It In! by the way, i've given you your first plus one. this means you are bound to me as a bloard thrall and have to plus one all my posts [/quote] As Joop's Bloard Thrall™ you have to give all his plus 1s to me.

oooohhhh, i'm sooooo scary, i look like a freaking bird, the scariest thing on earth, oooooohhhh NOT

i think i squatted too much weight yesterday. probably have a hernia. RIP

Supe8 8

[img]http://wa4.images.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/snow_infernus/21955659410a59014abcbau01.jpg?v=181350[/img]

i've heard that argument unironically before, and no, your legs will remain skinny sticks, regardless of the mass atop it!!

[quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftinder%2Fposts%2F3253] IM NOT GETTING NE MATCHES IN TINDER, GIRLS FUCKEN HATE A NICE GUY THEY ONLY WANT ALPHA JOCKS [/quote] aint that the truth 🏂

who are u to say

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Md5kM2K.jpg[/img] name: Harmony age: 27 breed: Not really sure likes: buttons and wooden posts dislikes: Being challenged, llamas, other dogs, slaps to the face, hiking enemies: other animals in its enclosure, llamas, people stronger than it Talents: weighs 250 pounds and can crush anyone who enters its pen, mysteriously appears outside my window at night BRain power: very very low favorite movie: Lost Highway idols: black phillip, the dog from all dogs go to heaven

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut9kyP1Bsx4[/youtube]

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhow-s-bloard%2Fposts%2F3210] how's bloard.... how's bloard... [img]http://i.imgur.com/tQmADuT.jpg[/img] [/quote] How's Yoshi... How's Yoshi...

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-itt-every-time-you-forget-about-bloard-until-someone-tweets-about-it%2Fposts%2F3181] what the fuck then what did i just ask that guy on ebay do with his new copy of ffix [/quote] lmao!!!!! [img]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/cf/60/a4/cf60a4b753da4281c75260dc1cbd7792.jpg[/img]

Tattoo a plus on your bellybutton so that they can push it every time you make a funny. ☺☺

i can translate german, but i'm also not a reliable source of translation

VREEP VROOR (thats the yoshi noise)

My smelly nest would be made of nintendo power and protein powder. what about yours? How would you construct your nest? Would it be an open top nest, or a ball nest with a little door?

then what is clear

We raided the high level body builders and there manlets now lmao

me and slow learner incredibly motivated ourselves through the power of skype. we screamed much to the chagrin of the other lifters

*me jackign off all the soliders extremely fast so that they stop fighting* STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE WARS IN THE WORLD ARE AVOIDABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bigass ongly cum

fidget spinners are the mushy peas of dog crap!!

It's him alright. Computers don't lie.

[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3103] Great post, KD. Something I'd like to add: Fuck you.l [/quote] Tracing post IP.... Target acquired.... Location: Canada.... Triangulating............. Accessing security cameras..... Target located..... Image uploading.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/VsILC0A.png[/img]

There's been some problems with the post quality as of late, so I'm giving you guys a reminder that only good, quality posts are allowed on Bloard. Remember some simple, basic rules, and you can turn this forum into a beautiful utopian posting paradise. Just keep the following in mind: •Be sure to complete your post. Don't just end it mid word or sentence. We want to hear your full thoughts. ☺ •Irony: Good in small doses, but don't become a snarky bitch and make fun of any of my posts. If you're too snarky I will have to put you down forcefully. •Correct spelling is key. Don't misspell words, it makes you look dumb. •Here at Bloard we want to foster a healthy and inclusive community. Don't be a jerk and mention Hillips' goiter or bloated baboon ass. He is very aware and sensitive about it, and many other posters are as well. •Do not post in the No Post Zone. This is punishable by [b]ten Kenny G. Suckoffs[/b]. •Most important of all: [b]Have fun[/b] :) Thanks for understanding everyone, and have a wonderful, fantastic, awesome, and lovely-amazing day. 😊😊😊

Woah what hey what Joop let me work out with you guys!!!

sick, solid, tight

👹

I'm going to try to get to the gym tonight. Gotta get above 70kg, I've rarely crested beyond it.

Please keep cussing down to when you activate your limit breaks.

[quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcycling-bikes-and-shit%2Fposts%2F3040] i ryde a tricycle LOL <- typical bloard fucktard [/quote] i was being sarcastic

guess nobody is

I'm Nothing. I don't even exist. These posts are figments of your imagination.

[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fattention-yoshifanatic1488%2Fposts%2F3020] What is Super Mario? [/quote] Who said anything about Super Mario 😉

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

Where have you been young man?? You have been neglecting your posting and your mother and I have had it up to *here* with you!!!! Ok, anyways, on to the real purpose of this thread. Have you ever seen that green, loveable dinosaur who lays eggs and then throws them? Kind of fucked up when you sit down and think about the implications of that. Yoshi is committing infanticide, and mainly in a way that murders other beings as well. Also, wouldn't that hurt to lay that many eggs all at once? Christ, Yoshi's got a lot of problems when you think about it. Anyone else thinking really deeply about the Mario Universe late at night, or is it just me?

I tried so hard, but everyone said no!