Hit the Cherndog with some digits my man [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-movies%2Fposts%2F10625] One Time I watched Falling Down with a girl and she talked shit about it the whole movie so the next time we watched a movie together she picked Purple Rain and I talked shit about Prince the whole time and she didn't call me again. [/quote]

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10605] WHERE''S THE NAILS ?!?!?! [/quote] (with my power of imagination, they materialize, neatly placed in a cheap plastic bag, resting peacefully in the back of your beater car) why... You had them all along 😌 another satisfied customer

Defeat is impossible! My store is a microcosm of my creation!

Why do you keep coming in here and doing this hillips? We’re letting you because you’re our friend and we get you’re going through a hard time but pretty soon.... it’s gonna be too much man...

*looking at that piece of utter crap store across the street, covered in loaded diapers the neighborhood ruffians have thrown at it, Pigfoot rambling and raving outside utterly naked and belligerent, while a ray of holy sunshine beams on my blessed store, inside chicks are admiring snooby flexing his one huge pec muscle and bindlejerry completes his transition into Blade the Vampire Hunter* RP... Open RP... I am a god in this world.... I cannot die

Adds to the coolness, better odds of getting chicks in here, win win win

(This guy’s got that cool guy aura... I need To hire him and he’ll definitely make small jokes to people just coming in to buy reeses cups, endearing himself to them... might even get some chicks in this store... plus I really need that $20 to buy lunch.......) I’ll start you at $32/hour with commission :)

Yo you guys playing some avant-jazz rock in here? Crank it baby yeah!

Employee of the month right here

Need help at my house mods please hell me

Pigfoot has repeatedly harrassed me in DMs over how pissed he is, mods wanna do something about this too?

Alriiiight there we go! Thanks for hanging in there guys, sorry about that

51

Test

Love hanging out in my hardware store with claw hands

Just gonna spam a few replies to get that sweet 52, bear with me gang

*hands on my hips and beaming a smile at my beautiful store barren except for claw hands* the system works.... :,)

He uh, he told me in confidence he’s hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down!

After seeing pigfoot has more replies in his Terrible, Horrid thread about his disgusting store across the street, I’ve decided to begin a FIRE SALE! ALL MERCHANDISE 80% OFF

Good work chappy, this SOB Pigfoot’s got more replies in his thread than mine, we gotta do something!

While I hope that SOB pigfoot goes out of business I think Hillips has a point here

Kinda feel like it would be better if it had some chat rooms and more cliques. What kind of social acclaim am I striving for on here? Needs more cool guys to berate me too. Someone to call me gay for talking about stuff I like. I need to feel like I want to be friends with that guy for doing that. Also needs more people that I then call gay because they do something I don’t like. Not enough people we all collectively hate on here, too many likeable folks. Need a jomny sun on here. Also need some people to have a few more melt downs, come on. Jesus is it that much to ask? You guys can’t talk about how bad your lives are a little more? I need to feel like I’m a king compared to the cringy people, and also find some enjoyment in laughing at the downfall of others, and then getting called gay by the guy I idolize and strive to be friends with. Also no one’s talking about some real issues (We have a president people!!!) I need to see some posts on here that are meant to make me scared but really just make me feel disinterested and inevitably frustrated. Bloard doesn’t offer any of this unfortunately :/ just constant threads of bits, some good natured discourse, and friendly folks. RIP

You became a badass in this RP Jerry

Looks like the Chernman has come out on top in this one B)

Shrub knows just where to deposit such... Materials....... >:)

As long as that material is going to Pigfoots it’s 50% off! I think we have an understand here :)

This spool of Solder has the Pigfoot Insignia... I’d recognize it anywhere... that of a Child Sitting in it’s Own Doodoo...! Where did this come from!

we’ve got 5 year old hatchets we’ve never sold across the street, just sayin😏

Gonna need to ask this riff raff to get outta my store. Enough’s enough. This is a family establishment! If you wanna jack off and guzzle beer go to the dumpster of a store across the street!

You still comin over tonight Jer? ;)

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10449] Hey... uh... could you give this to the manager, please? It's a job application. I'm hoping to work here! I tried applying to that hardware store across the way; pigfoot's I think it's called. But they laughed and burned it to ashes right in front of me... Then as I was running out crying, they pelted me with peanut butter Snickers. 😓 [/quote] Look no further 😌 a defector from Pigfoot’s store is surely a friend of mine. You’re hired!

*muffled because I’m across the street at my new way better store* yeah Hey thanks for the heads up, I’m across the street at my new way better store.

H-hey! Pick up those 5-10 year old dvds! Those are classic straight to home release films! Who do you think you are!!

We absolutey have those 😌 and many other small candys! In fact we purposely don’t carry king size of anything, for exactly that reason! https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81dMBEtd2LL._SX522_.img

i’m thinking about shoveling doit now... Hoes and Shovels 25% off! #NuBloardHardware

Fed up with the service at Pigfoot’s hardware store. I’m opening my own >:) Welcome! We have an assortment of candies and tools to help the Handyman in you accomplish any job you see fit! :)

“I’ve been walking around for 15 minutes without seeing any employees to help me. Is something wrong here? Hello?” I said this 32 times in the store before leaving. On the way out I threw a punch at the cashier, I missed but he got the message. 3/10.

This is um... ChernHog... he was in BlacKkKlansman

I’m telling you guys I simply didn’t go! I was not there!

Bummer buddy, hole your skies start clearing up and you get a little sunshine in your life B)