anyone here wipe theyre ass with a bit of soap on the tissue? no water just soap. on the tissue

i fill my bidet to the brim with liquid soap and proceed to dip my hole 3 times consecutively, european style

kinda, i just wipe with a bar of soap and wash it off under the tap. its a two bird one stone deal because then my hands touch the soap and i dont gotta wash them

no???

soapy wiper

I do what Toilet Man does. He would know. He has the name.