I am going to invite everyone on this website to a cookout featuring my own delicious cooking 😀. It will be serious and not ironic or joking in any manner ☺.

*thinking 🤔* what will the first bloard beef be like? rare? medium? perhaps well done? hmm

guys, no-one show up to wowneats bbq. he gets really pissed when you wee in his swimming pool. come to my backyard BBQ instead. i don't care if you wee in my pool, it's allowed here.

i’m going to every bbq and playing “meat is murder” by the smiths on my bluetooth speaker until i get thrown out of each one

I already ate it, sorry bud.