You need to wake up, man. We've been trying for ages but your ass ain't budging. We don't know how this message will reach you, or if you will ever find this, but if you see this just know that you need to wake up. You have to!!! You've been out of it for quite some time and now is the time to wake up!! This isn't the real world, no matter how real it may feel. We miss you... H-h-hURRY UP!!!!

if this is a dream, and bloard is in it, i don't think if want to wake up...

theory: bloard is both the club [i]and[/i] the niece. still can't fucken do italics

I thought that's what I just did? It's one dem dreams! I'm gun try cunt I [i]positive unconscious[/i] no ok ill try the BBC way, we'll see had dream I was on coke the other night at first I didn't feel it, then started drumming on the chair I was sittin in and was like this is some good coke, YEAH! Then had dream I was in prehistoric times the world is deep deeper than the day can comprehend

stfu

i'll tell you who's getting upset; my ex wife!! but her aim is getting better

lol 😁

4 days without bloard posts... need... content... (sends down a bucket into the content well, it comes up filled with dust but i say fuck it and start chugging it anyway. it is a sorry sight indeed)

rehashes old bloard memes from 5 years ago, without the least bit of self-awareness or discernment, evidencing a complete and total lack of style-- slowly morphing into THE BEAST with massive horns protruding from yer dome