bumper sticker for couples with two cars who drive together: on one car it says "its bloard" then on the other car it says "its a website!"

bumping this thread now scrimmy bingus is out on the switch. also my current record is 7 minutes 😬

time to face the facts. that einstein guy was most likely a fellow bloarder. he was very smart so it only makes sense

been reading that book about the hobbit. cant remember what its called

fan club by the damned is my current favourite i think

a few of the geico cavemen bloarded i think

a sticker that just says “BLOARD” with the phone number to the bloard head offices. simple but effective i think

debated opening up to a more pro ant stance but then i walked past a group of ant youths at the bus stop and they threw crisps at me and laughed at my haircut so now i hate them more

[quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpissinbg-thread%2Fposts%2F5504] took an piss [/quote] cannot believe the lies some people tell online

just gone beastmode in the bowl 😅 the toilet bowl that is ahah

can t see shit whsts going on? is this the pissin thread?

you stop that right now

im feeling its gonna be a strong 3am tonight

peein in the jungle gym

posted on bloard

post in here whenever you post on bloard

ok just got off the phone to some representatives and i can now confirm that captain birdseye does NOT use bloard. and in fact he does not exist at all; bit upset

pissing on the sun right now. going to put the sick fuck out once and for all

lee harvey oswald bloarded. you c ould see it in his face

i would prefer them if they didnt have eyes

forgot about this thread now im up to my ankles in crumbs

stay away from dad bloard. nothing but pro-dad propaganda and rhetoric on there

letting loose some of the best piss to ever grace the pipes ladies and gentlemen

ghost polar bears

good morning im watching the “wendigo car wash” video

ok guys this is a heavy one 😪😪 but yesterday i posted in horny bloard 😲 i posted a picture and i said it didnt make me horny at all 😞😞 but truthfully😦 i t made me really fcking horny😪😩😫

good morning im adulting like a boss and doing the dishes today

verdict: not horny for this

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fconfessional-thread%2Fposts%2F5302] Once every two or three days, as if on queue I manage to convince myself that I'm bloardman when in reality I'm just some newbie bloarder 😅 [/quote] yes id like to call in a reality check on these coordinates. because there can only be one bloardman bitcj

bloardin makes me feel good

[img]https://i.imgur.com/FqpSN4S.png[/img] the pringles man but with a body

this picture? [img]https://kidssearch.com/picsearch/images/possum-pic-774x1032-b0e1f2e.png[/img] doesnt make me horny at all. just wondering about you guys

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5267] sometimes if you listen closely, you can hear them whisper mean things about your pecker [/quote] this i s exactly why im anti ant

i heard you only see an ant once its been following you for some time and its getting ready to go in for the kill

no one knows about it we all get paid to post here

plan to bring in new users with a “bloard rap” lyrics something like “i was up late night BLOARDIN!” and then there would probably be some more lyrics but im not sure

wishing you all a bloardful day today

i dont actually use bloard i just pretend i do so all my friends think im funny

no mercy for the toilet right now; this is big piss

idea for a post where i pretend to be a hot girl and post "haha bloard user pigfoot_vermont is cute and shouldnt leave their bloard logged on in the public library 😘"