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pigfoot_vermont
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- ok just got off the phone to some representatives and i can now confirm that captain birdseye does NOT use bloard. and in fact he does not exist at all; bit upset
- pissing on the sun right now. going to put the sick fuck out once and for all
- stay away from dad bloard. nothing but pro-dad propaganda and rhetoric on there
- letting loose some of the best piss to ever grace the pipes ladies and gentlemen
- ok guys this is a heavy one 😪😪 but yesterday i posted in horny bloard 😲 i posted a picture and i said it didnt make me horny at all 😞😞 but truthfully😦 i t made me really fcking horny😪😩😫
- good morning im adulting like a boss and doing the dishes today
- [quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fconfessional-thread%2Fposts%2F5302] Once every two or three days, as if on queue I manage to convince myself that I'm bloardman when in reality I'm just some newbie bloarder 😅 [/quote] yes id like to call in a reality check on these coordinates. because there can only be one bloardman bitcj
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/FqpSN4S.png[/img] the pringles man but with a body
- this picture? [img]https://kidssearch.com/picsearch/images/possum-pic-774x1032-b0e1f2e.png[/img] doesnt make me horny at all. just wondering about you guys
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5267] sometimes if you listen closely, you can hear them whisper mean things about your pecker [/quote] this i s exactly why im anti ant
- i heard you only see an ant once its been following you for some time and its getting ready to go in for the kill
- plan to bring in new users with a “bloard rap” lyrics something like “i was up late night BLOARDIN!” and then there would probably be some more lyrics but im not sure
- i dont actually use bloard i just pretend i do so all my friends think im funny
- idea for a post where i pretend to be a hot girl and post "haha bloard user pigfoot_vermont is cute and shouldnt leave their bloard logged on in the public library 😘"
- this is somewhat of a paranormal experience: last night i fell asleep and dreamt i woke up and of course as i do everyday, i logged on to bloard.com but my router was struck by a huge bolt of nightmare lightning and instead i logged on to "bloart.com" or as i now know it "nightmare bloard" i scanned the front page and all i saw was 3 separate threads dedicated to appreciating ants and bugs and also "chef_bloart" which was just full of chefs and recipes no good posts or funny irony, in fact all the posts on bloart.com were quite shit. so i decided to post on the only thread i could "ANT THREAD 3" i simply asked "hello how can i get back to bloard.com?" at which point bloart.com users "dadmilker" and "HugeMatthew" lambasted me for the rest of the night calling me "gay" and saying bloard was a "pussy forum" and then i woke up crying and came straight back to bloard
- i actually heard marilyn manson had two ribs removed so he could suck crumbs out of his lap like a big gothic hoover
- avoid the faces of bloard thread haha nothing but horrors in there edit: ok sorry guys
- does anyone want to have a swear battle? nothing too serious just throwing around a few ‘fucks’ and ‘shits’
- [quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fparanormal-bloarrd%2Fposts%2F5052] not real mind you but ive imagined a scenario in which i navigate to bloard.com and there are no new posts [/quote] this actually happened to me once and my heart rate slowed to almost a stop and my fingers went numb but then someone posted in horny bloard and i was ok
- i would also stay away from the swearing thread its full of swearers and sinners
- not a bumper sticker but a little sign you can hang on your door handle that says “BEWARE BLOARDER AT WORK”