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thats like saying panda bears is s beter than animal collective, a seminal techno music group....

It's 12:00 PM on a Thursday, date August 17, 2017. I log on to Bloard dot com to see what all of my chums are talking about. I notice there's a thread about techno music by slow learner. I think to myself, "hey, I like techno music. I like how it goes thump thump thump and sometimes tshh tshh tshh. this seems like the perfect thread for me to reply to." but then I realize, I have two options here: 1. I could either be perfectly sincere and non-ironic and name some of my favorite techno producers (Underground Resistance, Drexciya, Robert Armani, etc.) to get some sort of discussion going and maybe get a techno sub-community happening on the site or 2. Type out a 100% ironic, potentially really funny reply that'll fit the absurdist nature of the forum. Something that will give me a fuckton of green plusses in return. I make my decision after hours of hard thinking and reading my worn-out copy of Gravity's Rainbow. I type out my reply: "you mean like animal collective yes"

[lets out a fucking ughe smile as i reach for my keyboard] glasses much

I had a pizza and the lady had a salad... you fellas know how it goes.,,

I had lunch with a girl today and now I'm depressed (not because of the girl)

Snakes and Ladders

derek just got blown teh FUCK out

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-chat-3%2Fposts%2F3566] cool ..what aboud Robert Wyatt [/quote] i never got into him... what do yuou think of john martyn

I fucking hate my life

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-chat-3%2Fposts%2F3510] marcel ...do you like Public Image Ltd. .. [/quote] yes... i think first issue and metal box are fantastic albums

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-chat-3%2Fposts%2F3504] whats ur twitter name [/quote] https://twitter.com/MMJMMJBLOG

please feel free to share your very own ideas for potential bumper stickers. for example, here are some ones i came up with: "I break for Bloarders" "My other car is a Bloardmobile" "That kid I just ran over said he hated Bloard" also I have a really awesome idea for a BBQ t-shirt that says "kiss me, I'm a bloarder!" ... but that's a thread for another day my friends!! 😁😁 let me know some of your'e ideas in the comments section down below! thanks and keep bloarding

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-chat-3%2Fposts%2F3499] Honestly? It's pretty good. [/quote] fuck now i'll never know what it's like to be a true bloarder...

that bloard when you haven't been added to the bloard group dm on twitter

marcel

fuck you bitch!!!!!!!

I feel the top of the bloard come off Kill everybody in there And I'm watching all the posters burn out Trying to pretend that I care

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftinder%2Fposts%2F3290] thank you [/quote] don't mention it pal...

fuck you!!!!!!! (can i have the muffin anyway)

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftinder%2Fposts%2F3259] girls "chik's" want a jawline bloke with 17 inche instead of 14 inch biceps whom browses gym bloard and hAs lvl 100 strength but lvl <15 charisma , and also, 15,000 bitcoin . a lady want someone whom beg tyo be loved . the more subservient the better. field studies have show this [/quote] what da fuck 0_o

[quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftinder%2Fposts%2F3253] IM NOT GETTING NE MATCHES IN TINDER, GIRLS FUCKEN HATE A NICE GUY THEY ONLY WANT ALPHA JOCKS [/quote] I feel you brother ✊

put "member of bloard dot com"

I hereby demand a cat bloard for feline lovers such as myself

there's a new e in e4

gloard

me love hgues yes me do!!!!! ☺☺☺😁😁😁

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhelp-time-sensitive%2Fposts%2F3189] last year i backed myself into a situation where the only out, was declaring loudly that i didn't know how to use a computer (like eminem!) .... so that's not an option...thanks though [/quote] you can access bloard without a computer

use it in reference to bloarders. it's funny plus it helps spread the word about the site.

I have "BLOARD" written on the inside of both of my eyelids so every time I blink I remember this great message board I call home

joop I had no idea you were a member of Boards of Canada

i'm sorry i didn't mean to offendd... i wouldn't blame you if you decided to call the Bloard Police on me

don't youo m,ean Turn on your Mother... because thats what i did lastd night

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPVdAAzwtg0[/youtube]

nice blog post nerd

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcycling-bikes-and-shit%2Fposts%2F3046] I love* cyclists 🚴 *to run over [/quote] what the fuck!!!!

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcycling-bikes-and-shit%2Fposts%2F3044] i like all three of those things OP [/quote] ah shit.. looks like i've just been joop'd

My fellow Bloardists, after seeing everyone having fun going to thge gym and working out, I have to say I feel a bit left out since my personal form of exercise is something a bit less conventional... no, not bloarding. i'm talking about the god's sport known as cycling (or bike riding). I have created this thread to hopefully bring together some of the fellow cyclists of the bloard and open up a line of communication. if you bike while you bloard, bike to your local gym, or just bike in general, then join me in the new Biking Bloard Revolution. please and thank you

jerry... can you please give me your wife's email... i'll explain later. thanks in advance

now we need to find a way to get more people to sign up for joinbloard.com... christ this is getting out of control