motherFUCK

I mean, not much. I'm pretty low-key unless ants are involved

I've been re-listening to La Luz. Weirdo Shrine is a great album. I've also been enjoying the album Singing Saw by Kevin Morby.

yeah, man, I was getting pretty hype too

I'm ready for horny bloard to come back. I promise I will be good and only post in there sometimes not all the times, forever and ever amen

my new year's resolution is to be more kind to strangers, to be a better person, and to exterminate ants any time I see them by stooping down to the ground and licking them up with my tongue and chewing them into a fine paste and shitting them out into a special hole that I dug in the woods

I'm back on the bloard feeling angry and strong

I'm going to get nude, put on an apron and make a chocolate cake

beans

I heard tell of it

they're not my favorite, tbh

you gotta till the soil if you wanna sow your seed

which one of you sent me this box of ants for christmas. who would want this. this is a bad gift

laserface is right. outside pressure tells us to be something by a certain time, but it's all arbitrary. life continues to not be one size fits all

my family came home from christmas tree shopping to find that ants had locked us out of the house. now they;re in there trying on my clothes and there's fuck all i can do about it

i am eating banana bread and drinking lemon water calmly waiting for chirstmas to come to my home and take away my filthy penis

mfw I hear about bloard in public -------> ( i can't figure out how to do an image but it's like that one guy from that movie in the 1990s who was in all those weird buddy comedies with dfavid spade and he's all like "what????")

clayfighter 2: judgment clay

here's me thinkin out loud: "hey ants. fuck off and don't look at my dick anymore."

Yeah snooby, nice avatar. Lookin' real slick

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard%2Fposts%2F4415] hey [/quote] Hey man good to see you

i'm going to go see star wars tonight just so I have a quiet place to read bloard on my phone

I am going to a holiday party tonight for work and there's going to be steak. I am pretty excited about the steak, friends. I like to eat steak.

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4385] whenever i'm stressed at work i calmly imagine a future where the ant thread has more posts than the real talk thread [/quote] heres some freaking real talk: ants are the freaking WORST

i got bloard hooked up to my veins and i'm wheeling a little IV cart of it around my house

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-game-idea%2Fposts%2F3409] youre a skateboarder who delivers chinese takeout or something idk [/quote] I want general tso's chicken and wontons and if you're even three minutes late you fucking prick I'll yelp-bomb your bullshit restaurant back to the fucking stone age I swear on me mum

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4371] He needs to pick up that stray pube and incorporate into his nest for his homies ☺️ [/quote] that's not a pube. that's a ball hair

[img]https://i.imgur.com/seNmbl3.png[/img] this dude definitely saw me shitting

you know fellas, I am not trying to stir the pot here, but the way I see it, ant societies have division of labor, communication between individuals, and an ability to solve complex problems. These parallels with human societies have long been an inspiration and subject of study. Many human cultures make use of ants in cuisine, medication, and rituals. Ants' ability to exploit resources may bring ants into conflict with humans, however, as they can damage crops, invade buildings, and try to sneak a look at your fuckin pecker.

deck the halls with joop's penis fa la la la la la la la la

I tell you what, I got some dry-ass balls

whackin pud

reading this and getting all worked up about thighs

weenis

oh hell yeah HELL YEAH

when i watch the local news some of it is like posts, they talk about stuff going on or someone who died in a housefire, but it's not what i'm lookin for i want the POSTS

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4313] anyone reading this thread: if your bathroom floor is not one solid continuous uninterrupted color... you are owned [/quote] fuck !! I am owned . !!

i saw a fucking ant in the shower today. he was visible on the white tiles, and then he would disappear into the black tile void. i'm pretty sure i washed him down the drain, but it fucks me up that that sick ant freak has seen my pecker

(to the tune of "I want to hold your hand" by that band we all know, the beatles): I want to plape your hame

bloardman, I hope you're not offended when I say the following, because I really don't mean it in an insensitive way: yoshifanatic is really attractive