[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-would-live-this-life-over-a-million-times-given-the-chance%2Fposts%2F5927] mod is dead [/quote] 1. By definition, Mod is a being than which none greater can be imagined. 2. A being that necessarily exists in reality is greater than a being that does not necessarily exist. 3. Thus, by definition, if Mod exists as an idea in the mind but does not necessarily exist in reality, then we can imagine something that is greater than Mod. 4. But we cannot imagine something that is greater than Mod. 5. Thus, if Mod exists in the mind as an idea, then Mod necessarily exists in reality. 6. Mod exists in the mind as an idea. 7. Therefore, Mod necessarily exists in reality

I mean, how else you gonna get the damn thing clean??

I took a solemn vow to never cheef the sweet sweet leaf

It's 8:49 I'm going to bed

the comcast guy came to my house to fix the internet. I stood behind him with a frown on my face while he worked. eventually, he got the internet running at full speed again by replacing a faulty connection. to show my gratitude and appreciation for his work, I looked him in the eye and gave him a firm handshake

While I'm excited about the party, in really wish Steve wouldn't use the evite platform. I went on there too RSVP and Steve immediately "liked" my response from the evite app. what sort of soulless motherfucker has the evite app

high on that rock right now, truth be told

welcome to bloard dot com, rupy. please enjoy the posts

I hear it's gonna be a good party

I heard Mary's going to be there. might bring her sister. you guys going?

I plus oned your post because I want to encourage this kind of thing

catface Joe, good morning and welcome to bloard

hey welcome to Bloard.Com

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-hear-for-th-posts%2Fposts%2F5693] cool post. when did you make it, 2014? [/quote] oh my god I've traveled in time

good morning bkoard I woke up with an uneasy belly from mangoes and Thai food

burpees

here's a post I've been thinking about lately: electro-swing music sucks shit and is for idiots

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffeeling-a-bit-lonely%2Fposts%2F909] I like to put this on in the background. My favourite station is 7! [url]http://magictransistor.com/radio[/url] [/quote] hell yeah this whips

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-m-recruiting-for-a-team%2Fposts%2F5657] i’m gonna play pilotwings instead [/quote] pilotwings was chill EDIT: I am a gamer now expressing gamer opinions

do a barrel roll

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-job-would-you-have-in-olden-times%2Fposts%2F5651] I'd be the Towne Bloardsmith, or I'd just be a highwayman on the road since it would be easy for me to get away with my crimes back then. [/quote] yeah but sheep fucking was legal back in the day

changing my answer to the guy who eats food for the king to make sure it doesn't have poison or coconut in it

I've got really powerful and curvy thighs. I live next to a gym and I think I'm breathing in the fumes, so that's probably why

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F5644] I’m gonna go the abc store tomorrow to buy some liquor [/quote] hell yeah always be chugging

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-crumb-check-thread%2Fposts%2F5634] A bloard a day keeps the crumbs away [/quote] huge if true

"hey guys, it's me, Zane, and thanks for tuning into my youtube! be sure to like and subscribe at the link below! today we're doing the bloard bucket challenge, where I'll dump a bunch of plus ones on my head to benefit the snooby house, a charity for snoobys. alright, let's get this crazy challenge started!!!!"

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffamous-bloarders%2Fposts%2F5559] Ant mcpartlin was allegedly a bloader turns out he couldn't keep up with the creative genius on here and resorted to drink driving [/quote] he was an ant? fuck him, I'm glad he's dead

[youtube]https://youtu.be/5J-WpgOzW9A[/youtube]

I only jump off a cliff when I think there's a possibility I might get horny

thanks all. we didn't win. it was a tough case, and I made it closer than it would have otherwise been. my clients were really grateful that I was their attorney. now I can sleep again

[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fyo-snoob-whats-up%2Fposts%2F5460] Nothing much you? [/quote] 🤣🤣🤣 fuckin CLASSIC snooby !! 🤣🤣🤣

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-time-are-you-going-to-bed-bloard%2Fposts%2F5444] in aout 30 minutes. really excited. i love sleeping. it's like being dead. i love being almost dead. imitatively dead. it's super good. i can't wait. every night before i go to bed i do the moves to get ready to pretend to be almost kind of dead. i palm slam my alienware laptop shut and right there i start doing the sleepwalk to the bathroom. making swishing sounds when i gargle up some Listerine or even sometimes the generic, off-brand meijer stuff. not many are interested in the kind of sleep i'm into. i am. i don't normally brag about it especially on bloard, mostly because i respect other bloarders (except derek whatshisface) because they are all respectable and totally not shit humans. i am very familiar with death and i've learned how to accept that i'm a totally lost idiot and staring at the ceiling every night in terror of growing older without an end goal or anything i'm proud of in life is the antithesis of how to solve my problems. i only sleep a few hours total a week because i wake up constantly from nightmares of being stuck in the same place for the next 60 years with nothing to leave behind. then i lift. [/quote] hell yeah i'm going to bed

I am trying a case to a jury on Monday through Wednesday. Wish me luck, bloard, because I am scared and nervous.😬😬😬

whaat's up y'all? littleerik checkin in to. Tha. Motha. Fuckin. Dadbloard

derek is only horny for walking the Lord's path in the light of His love lmao

i'm bloardman

bug deal, I believe that you are stronger than you give yourself credit for. you have friends here (and elsewhere) that can listen and offer support. you have these friends because of who you are.

I rise like the sun and kiss every one of you on the forehead, a soft blessing of pure love and a wish for the best things to come into your life. good morning bloard

if there's one thing I like in life, just one thing that brings me peace and serenity, it's posting in the_pumpkin_patch

when I see ants I'm like motherfucker get the hell out of here before I kick you in your postpetiole