a gallon

derek stop being so horney or we're going to send the wolves after you

First of all, I've castrated myself in order to attain access to the enlightened Patrician class of Bloarder (with Bloardman, Swann, and the like). Second, Derek, there would be no point in slathering your balls in powder. Powder Balled Bitch!!!

a game where you play as a chicken with a gun and end up becoming a sperm at the end

its good

i like to call him mark fuckerturd

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYOXAhd-HQQ[/youtube]

i dont use creatine, i occasionally dabble in whey protein though

If you take the blue pill, you can stay on bloard, posting cool things with cool people in wonderland. If you take the red pill, you'll see just how deep this goatse goes.

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fjust-trying-to-kill-a-little-time%2Fposts%2F3720] dip is in the oven [/quote] why are you in the oven? [quote=jessica;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fjust-trying-to-kill-a-little-time%2Fposts%2F3722] Hey I have a few minutes before I eat the dip [/quote] why are you eating joop?

That scared me

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i missed the gym today. did chest on monday thou. i'm about 160 pounds now

dafuq bitch???

i just curl ur fat ass lol

not much man, just posting and being posted at haha the life man haha

dereks the horses ass lol

Vacation pictures? don't mind if i do haha [img]https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/fantasy-family.jpg?quality=65&strip=all[/img] *reads rest of the thread* NO!!!! no!!!! SIRI TURN OFF NOW SIRI STOP POS

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we run this site we make the rules

Bad Idea: Sleeping nude Iffy Idea: Sleeping only in boxers or briefs or whatever your undergarments are Ok Idea: Sleeping with PJ pants on over your undergarments Better Idea: Sleeping under covers with PJ pants and a sleep-sweater Good Idea: Wearing your Starfish Snuggle Snowsuit over your PJ pants and sweater, with undergarments underneath, and socks on underneath the covers Post your own

" my other car is a plane going into the twin towers"

calvin pissing, but it's us and he's posting on bloard

[quote=Marcel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-chat-3%2Fposts%2F3501] fuck now i'll never know what it's like to be a true bloarder... [/quote] whats ur twitter name

bump

bump

*austin powers voice* do i make you hor.. oh what's the point...

i played mother 3 on my hacked psp in 11th grade and it was awesome!!!!

cant be real ive never experienced it

*spoon boy voice* There is no Bloard DM.

*reads the post, then turns towards the camera, then turns back to the post* WTF

That's always awkward. I went to a wedding last summer, but luckily I knew a good handful of the people there, so we just pigged out and had fun.

[youtube]https://youtu.be/n3LESIWnGog?list=FLbPDlcc8dy00dIjD37XBm5w[/youtube]

[quote=Ralp;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F3378] The new twin peaks fucking sucks. [/quote] Wrong.. [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F3375] I've never worn a belt [/quote] Huh???????????? You gotta wear one to be safe!!!!

Welcome to my Bloard, Ralp.

i'm the joke tier character like dan or pichu

i go with gummy cokes, but european haribo (not the turkish CRAP north america gets) gummy bears are great

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhy-do-you-bloard%2Fposts%2F3361] not much to do in prison 😞 [/quote] dude join my gang, we're going to egg the warden

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F3341] what did you hurt, like where. what were you doing [/quote] I squatted too much weight without a belt. I didn't think it would be that much, but it ended up being more than I should have. I thought I had a hernia, but it didn't really hurt and there wasn't a big blob of intestines leaking into my testicles, so now I just think I pulled a muscle or something. It's getting better, but I'm still gonna get it checked out at the end of the month. Always use a belt when powerlifting. Don't be a fool like me.