thanks derek, give it a "like" if you had a good time reading it
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- “I think it’s time for a drinking game.” said Danny. “how about kats n cradles. I go first. “ Danny put on his kats, while Main got out his spare cradle. “So glad youve got that dirty worn down cradle with you” said Noah “I know” “Best to seven. We can share the kats every other one.” The four boys, standing in a circle around the unlit fire pit started to tap their feet and chant in unison; “kats in the cradles kats in the cradles” while passing around Danny’s kats. Mains grimy smelly baggy cradle was hardly up for their speed an skill at the game. it took four minutes before Noah was the first one to let the kats stay in the cradle for ten seconds. Noah took a shot of vodka, and they immediately resumed play, as noah shook his face. As the kats got passed around and around “kats in the cradles” one of them has the cradle and they try and get a hold of the kats for more than ten seconds. “this cradle makes my foot itch main. where has it been?” asked jonas “on your other foot jonas. this is your old cradle i swiped from your place last week when mine went caput. how has that bacteria not migrated from one foot to the other?”
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fshow-feet%2Fposts%2F438] lmao took me a second to realize that was a dog [/quote] i thought he had a centuries-old skeleton in the tub with him for a minute
- [quote=Kathryn;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplease-be-my-friend-on-miitomo%2Fposts%2F389] asl sweetie, then we'll talk [/quote] please censor your sw**ties please
- [quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fasl%2Fposts%2F396] 15/H/NH any takers? [/quote] one please
- i can't tell you how many times i've nearly posted something ironic here, only to stop myself at the last second, and say, no, joop, this is not the place...
- i just selected the pair of pants and shirt i will wear tomorrow
- so i was downstairs in the kitchen, and i go over to the counter where there's a bottle of peanuts. i love peanuts. i eat way too many peanuts by the way, they make me fart, and i plan to cut down. anyway. so i go over to the peanuts and already as i'm reaching my arm out for the peanuts i know i'm also going to want a nice glass of ice-cold 'gua. but the peanuts are in my hand and i'm like okay well i'll just unscrew them right now so that later, after i've gotten the water, i will be spared the labor, and i won't have to worry about unscrewing the lid of the peanuts the whole time i'm pouring out the cold clear liquid we know as water. so i unscrew the lid and leave it perched on the top of the peanuts bottle. then i get the water and pour it and i set it down on the table. then i go back to the peanuts and well would you, would you fucking believe it i grab the peanut bottle by the lid, completely forgetting the time i already took to unscrew it, and the whole thing spills right over the edge of the counter. peanuts cascade everywhere, at least half a bottle. it's a large bottle. and i have to sweep up the peanuts and then i have to go over the floor with a soapy rag because you know how oily those peanuts are, and simply swiping a dry paper towel across the surface of the kitchen floor will not suffice, not for me anyhow. anyway i decided not to eat any peanuts.
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdereklaserbeam-murder-conspiracy-thread%2Fposts%2F300] lets fucking kill him [/quote] lmao
- buddy, the only thing i've "killed" are standardized tests
- congrats OP on having your post liked by every single registered bloard member
- i just ate a steak and cheese chimichanga
- jerry, that's golden, herry. golden
- i have assisted in birthing the contents of every package or container i have ever opened
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhats-the-funniest-thing-youve%2Fposts%2F217] leh0n this site lags alot [/quote] it's been an hour and only half of this commnt has loaded. what's the rest say
- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhats-the-funniest-thing-youve%2Fposts%2F207] well that'd just be ya mum then, innit ✋🏊🏇 [/quote] ✋
- 1. this post 2. read this post 3. a printout of this post
- i thought OP was the bartender
- i have faith, greg. can you ride me