[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F8399]
I positioned my body in such a way that I created negative pressure in my abdomen and reverse farted. Not recently, this was when I was like 12.
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must feel terrible to have peaked so early
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- oh, are we being real now? this is the thread for real shit is it? permission to be really really real, for real? ๐ค๐ค๐ค allow me to post some of that real shit.... for the real bloarders ONLY. read below if your one of the real ones. if your fake fuck urself. [spoiler]kingddad scared of all kinds of fish wont go in to the ocean or even the bath tub[/spoiler]
- we have to help save the slow learner's fucked up marriage. come on bloard, we can do it!!
- how can you confirm this slow learner? whats your source?? your truly, yours faithful fan, hilips
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8364] beef jerky [/quote] ......oh damn! LMAO
- you are all being so dumb. stop using punctuation for smilies. you are meant to use emojies instead ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
- 2019 is going to be fucking sick. cant wait until its 2020 and i can look back at this post and reflect on how right i am/was. will be even better if kingdad posts some wrong af shit here so 2020 me can laugh at him as well. i am still not able to extract any meaning from OP. might just be a bunch of made up shit .
- what if one were to, hmmm, not play by the rules, as it were....
- thats nerd shit im sorry. i only want to be able to remember lists that i could just use the internet for anyway. also science is an attack on god, smh foh
- OK I got 39 which isnt bad. long island isnt a state and neither is albequerque. sorry if you live in connecticut georgia indiana maryland michigan montana new jersey oregon pencilvania rhode island or wyoming. i forgot about those
- New York California Alaska Hawaii North Carolina South Carolina Iowa Vermont North Dakota South Dakota Minnesota Delaware <-- always forget if this is a state or a city or what Florida Maine New Hampshire Ohio Oklahoma Colorado Texas Missouri Missipissi Massechusets (sp) Virginia West Virginia Wisconsin Tennessee Washington Arizona Louisiana Alabama Nebraska Nevada (???) Idaho Utah Kansas Arkansas Illinois New Mexico Kentucky Albequeque <--- this is the place from breaking bad. might actually be a city Long Island?????? bored of this now. lets see how i did EDIT: fuck i didnt mean to post this in gbs. wish you could delete threads on this website
- I had another bloard dream. this time i was outside where I work and I saw a bulletin board with a notice about some kind of bloard costume contest on it. Then in the wooded area behind it, I saw him... someone wearing [url=https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ4S7f9BRtwNeIn8tPX1l21tXYqFb6yxW5KZBn5ytTEPwOxIwwQ]this exact yoshi costume[/url] from the advert where yoshi throws an egg at a car for no reason. He was just kind of chilling out there among the trees not doing much. I wanted to tweet a video where I panned from the costume contest flier to the mysterious yoshi person and started screaming at the top of my voice, but I couldnt record it because loads of people kept walking in front of him, and then all of a sudden he was gone.
- im posting in the ironic mgtow thread on my work computer ๐ what are you going to do, boss? it's not sincere so its fine
- ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ก [url=https://twitter.com/bindlejerry/status/678363976057511937]๐ฃ[/url] ๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ ๐ฏ๐โ๐ ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฏ ๐พ๐ช โณ๐๐ข๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ โปโฌ๐๐ธ๐๐ผ ๐๐งยฎ๐๐ง๐ฒ ๐๐๐๐๐ผ ๐ ฑ๐โญ๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐โฝ ๐ญโโฌ๐
- unironic post: i saw this thread and i thought it said "the bloard thread with a no shirt policy". that would be a very strange thing to put in the title of a thread, undoubtedly.
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsuper-smash-bloarders%2Fposts%2F7970] last words of a failord [/quote] damn he wasnt kidding..... i was playing mario odyssey yesterday and a mii fighter strongly resembling bug deal just showed up out of no where. he started beating the snot out of super mario, and the strangest thing, was, that every time he delivered a devastating blow on the plumber, i felt it to. In too much pain to even hold the joy cons, I spasmed on the ground in agony. i knew i shouldnt have added that guy... what was i thinking?? when he finally decided to end mario's life, for some reason, I died in real life as well. now i'm dead. i have reported bug deal to nintendo for hacking.
- in my dream there was a big DOOM map making contest that was extremely popular and everyone was talking about it... but then there was a big controversy because someone had the link to their DOOM wad taken off facebook because it had the word "queef" in the title. this was a really big deal for some reason and that fucking rat mark zuckerberg had to appear in court again because of it
- he uses his magic reindeer to fly around. they pull his fucking sleigh which is why he can go so fast. his belly isnt full of propell ant, just merriment and holiday cheer.. for fucks sake. this should be obvious
- its okay beefsnack everyone's allowed one slip up in the no irony thread. it can be hard.
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsuper-smash-bloarders%2Fposts%2F7939] please use this secret code to become my nintendo friendo. SW-8534-0593-7216 [/quote] prepare to be added to my friends list. i dont even have smash
- i was on bloard once when i had just found the site and there were only like 10 threads. i tried to show it to my friend but to my horror he decided to make an account and drop a couple of fartposts... we're not friends any more but its not because of [url=https://bloard.com/users/redditor-35]the bloard incident[/url], im just not good at keeping in touch with people.
- bug deal, i hope you have a wonderful birthday.
- [quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fback-from-a-trip%2Fposts%2F7780] posting here for some "welcome back to bloard" +1s :) [/quote] welcome back saptapadi ๐๐
- hmmm i smell a bloard beef Cooking. is kd going to let bd get away with saying that sh*t...