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It's 12:00 PM on a Thursday, date August 17, 2017. I log on to Bloard dot com to see what all of my chums are talking about. I notice there's a thread about techno music by slow learner. I think to myself, "hey, I like techno music. I like how it goes thump thump thump and sometimes tshh tshh tshh. this seems like the perfect thread for me to reply to." but then I realize, I have two options here:
1. I could either be perfectly sincere and non-ironic and name some of my favorite techno producers (Underground Resistance, Drexciya, Robert Armani, etc.) to get some sort of discussion going and maybe get a techno sub-community happening on the site
or
2. Type out a 100% ironic, potentially really funny reply that'll fit the absurdist nature of the forum. Something that will give me a fuckton of green plusses in return.
I make my decision after hours of hard thinking and reading my worn-out copy of Gravity's Rainbow.
I type out my reply:
"you mean like animal collective yes"
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i go back in time before you did any of that shit and shoot you in the head
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- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-OwYKaPs3g&ab_channel=Chriddof[/youtube]
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- [quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-selfies-vacation-pics-meme-pictures-itt%2Fposts%2F3572] i eat normies poop! owned! [/quote] sounds more like the oposite. eating poo is the ultimate Cuck move
- NOT!!! you fucking normies! dont you dare do any of that shit in this thread. or else... ๐๐ or else you're get punched.
- if you're close enough to read this, you could have a go at sucking the cars exhaust pipe like its a cock
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5yLR0zZ54Y&ab_channel=ErwanB[/youtube]
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F3363] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q2wT0i1s5I[/youtube] [/quote] this is my favourite post in this thread, besides my own posts that is, bahahaha...
- [quote=jessica;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F3332] I have a stomach ache [/quote] whats a stoma cake. can i have a slice lol!!!
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freplace-a-letter-in-a-movies-title-with-the-number-8%2Fposts%2F3275] se8en [/quote] i said replace a letter dumbass
- [[[[[OOC: cool what kind]]]]] *pats big box of muffins with a knowing smile*
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- a BIOARD for DOGS? **rubs eyes in disbelief* okay, NOW ive seen it ALL...
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- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjV5jf5Nx4k[/youtube]
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- [img]http://i.imgur.com/JSLcaej.jpg[/img] just a shower thought i had. could be seen as pretty deep Meh... make of this what you will...
- i'm playing with a fidget spinner.
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3099]๐[/quote] [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3099]:)[/quote] dont mix emojis and emoticons you fuckin bitch
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s6yb8b53HI[/youtube]
- not a real kind of navel. hell, your probably a virgin for being so ignorant of such things
- if your favourite navle isn't your own, then that's a body positivity and self love FAIL right there.
- whatcha thinking about
- confused by the title of this thread. don't know what it means
- it's becoming clear that if bloard is going to support its heinous hosting costs we're going to need to attract new users to click the banner ads and supply valuable user data to advertisers. so, let's brainstorm ways of getting more bloarders on bloard. โ if anyone has one of those planes that make chemtrail writing they could try that. but don't do that if you don't know how to fly a plane because it could be dangerous. โ mutter "bloard", "bloard dot com" and "thats bloard for you" under your breath weirdly when you're at bus stops and the post office. people will take notice and get curious. โ make iron-on bloard tshirts and donate them to charity shops and thrift stores โ obtain a prototype copy of the completed but unreleased Mean Girls Nintendo DS tie-in game and hack the ROM so that Cady, Gretchen, Regina and Janice are having conversations about bloard threads and their favourite bloard posters and then distribute the ROM onto the internet