[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fforgot-to-mention-i-once-again-did-not-go-to-the-oscars%2Fposts%2F10397] hi chernip [/quote] What’s up Jerry

I simply didn’t want to and I also wasn’t invited. Seems the academy has forgotten me. Wanted to give that update, also that I’m finally ready to be all in on Bloard! This time for sure. I won’t just log on this one time then never check it again for a year, I’m really here baby! This is it! -ChernDog

Looks good to me, kiss away. The Chern Dog’s pro tip? Let them kiss You! Why are you doin all the work? That’s right slugger, take a load off! You’re a hardworking, go-getting, cattle-roping S O B! You’ve done enough to earn that kiss, now all that’s left, is to let it come to you baby B)

Thanks so much for throwing some posts up guys, I loved reading them!

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Hey gang, Chern here, just wanted to go ahead and throw a post on up, keep on bloarding! If you feel like throwing a post on up yourself, go ahead and do so! :) - Love, Chern

Love the new submissions for Interjosh, Pigfoot Vermin, and The Wesker... I'll need to meditate on this

"If the concept of God has any use, it is to make us larger, freer, and more loving." - James Baldwin, Real Shit, 1963

looks like the candidates are: Jerry, Meatbot... and as a wildcard... Joop maybe? Need to start polling to see who should truly deserves my ire...

gang, he's right...

I am going to get into a fight on this website. It will be serious and not ironic or joking in any manner.

my favorite track... what's his name?😉

definitely the slow learner

3 days old... no +1s... a classic Bloard Fail!!! LMFAO, anyhow, you'll pick it up quick pal :)[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2FBabytalk%2Ftopics%2Fhey-guys-new-on-bloard%2Fposts%2F5991] Here's a tip for new bloarders and veteran bloarders alike: +1 my posts only [/quote]

Let it die jad [quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fburts-bees%2Fposts%2F2851] one bea [/quote]

What is the worst band in your honest opinion. All time. or by decade or year or something. actually by year would be pretty funny if someone seriously wanted to do that lol.... heh, yeah that would be neat.

Da, Da, Da

just a concept I'm working on... let me know what you guys think

Cirrhosis of the Heart - Foetus

ACT 1, Scene 3 SETTING: Later that night, a skyscraper rooftop in downtown Manhattan, approximately 2:34 AM (Note: That's 2:34 Military Time for any international bloarders online). Heavy rain and thunder all around. Background MUSIC [Harsh cut from previous background music, NO FADE IN/OUT] (Soundtrack title: The Rainy Manhattan Skyscraper Scene Background Music): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBTzKpJ9BRg Quick cut from previous scene to a close up of a smart phone (something generic like an off-brand Samsung), W. Neat's thread on Bloard shown opened (Brightness all the way up). The camera follows the phone as it is swept out of a chuckling passerby's hand and carried on a strong breeze through various manhattan alleyways, past unsuspecting pedestrians, a dog barks at it, it flies through an open taxi window, and then is vaulted upwards by a ventilation grate (those things that are pluming smoke in cities you know). The phone is carried upwards, to the unnamed skyscraper roof, there we see the phone approach a shadowy figure, perched precariously on a corner of the wet, and slippery tower. The phone passes over the figures shoulder, and it seems like it's about to fall to the ground, but the strong, muscular hand of the figure snatches it, and reads the thread on the screen. SHADOWY FIGURE: Hm, and so, the trolls come to bloard's shores... The Figure drops the phone from the roof, the camera doesnt follow, but instead pans around to the Figure's chest, a massive, green "b" emblazoned on it's breastplate. FIGURE: Time to fight bloard, (Camera pans diagonally down to reveal the figure pulling out a huge, badass sword with the word "quote" engraved on it) with bloard. (camera pans up to just the figure's mouth, revealing a tasteful, but still badass, smirk) cut to an aerial shot of the figure, his arms out to his side in a christ like pose, and he begins leaning over the corner of the building, his cape rippling in the deafening wind, but then promptly sits down, and takes out his own phone (something really hip like an iPhone 8 Plus) END SCENE

I have Guns in the trunk. Your a$$ or my Grass. your move. Baby Driver on Board I just got done beating a cop and now I'm going to beat you. Yes, You, Reading this bumper sticker, I've already memorized your face in my rear view, I'm going to pull over and let you pass me, and then I'm going to follow you, and beat you. You cannot escape my wrath, they make us big in Texas. Bloard me up before you Go Go

zing! cant believe KD cant even conjure a rebuttal to this own!

thanks guys, and thank you snooby

and so, the trolls come to bloard's shores....

Hey can everyone please exit the thread I'm just trying to ask my friend snooby how he is. to Snoob: same

Hey snoob, just wanted to see how u are man. catch ya on the flip! :)

whoops! posted that twice, sorry snoob. sorry everybody! still learning :) I typed out a fun hashtag joke but since bloard doesnt have hashtags it seemed wrong to post it so I deleted it. have a great snoob, et All!!

Yo, I know Im late to this and all, but what kinda dumbass use exfoliator with no moisturizer!!!😂😂😂

Yo, I know Im late to this and all, but what kinda dumbass use exfoliator with no moisturizer!!!😂😂😂

"MOTHERFUCKER I COULD KILL YOU DRIVE FASTER AND HIT ME" "there's no 'i' in car, but there's a u, m and e in 'U, Me, and this car :)" just a couple ideas

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Does anybody have any simple, preferably healthy, and easy to make recipes?

Folks, can the experienced bloarders give a new guy some tips here?

Snoob I'm feelin better than ever[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fwhy-i-m-not-going-to-the-oscars%2Fposts%2F2057] Chernip, have you been hacked bro? [/quote]

I'm not going because nobody has invited me to go :(. I've been snubbed by my several high level celeb friends (Will I Am and Will Smith). I won't divulge their information, and I'm upset I won't be seen sitting next to Will and Will at the Oscars. If I were to attend the Oscars, I assure you I would hug and kiss all the low level celebs, such as Carrie Underwood, and Charlie Sheen. And I would tell them I would physically attack the IRS if they ever came to their house. I wish I knew Oscar... Who is this person who knows all these celebs! Will/Will won't even talk to me now! Anyway, thanks to all my fans who still follow me on Bloard. :)

Excited flr u dude... NOT![quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhy-i-m-not-going-to-the-grammys%2Fposts%2F2028] I was invited by Cher and Barrack Obama, so I'll probably go. [/quote]

I'm not going because I don't want to. I've been invited by several high level celebs (Will I Am and Will Smith) to attend but I won't divilge their information, and I won't be seen sitting next to Will and Will at the Grammy's. If I were to attend the Grammy's, I assure you I would scream at the low level celebs, such as Scott Baio, and Cher. And I would tell them I will send the IRS to their house everyday. I don't even know who Grammy is! Who is this person who knows all these celebs! It's my grandma. Will/Will won't they tell me if it's my grandma! Anyway, thanks to all my fans who still follow me on Bloard. :)

Yeah [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fwhy-i-m-not-going-to-the-emmys%2Fposts%2F2018] Not to toot my own horn, but I think that bloard has gained some heavy hitters in the past few days. [/quote]

[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fwhy-i-m-not-going-to-the-emmys%2Fposts%2F1991] Hey man. I made an account. Do I have to make a thread? [/quote] Yeah

I'm not going because I don't want to. I've been invited by several high level celebs (Will Smith and Will I Am) to attend but I won't divilge their information, and I won't be seen sitting next to Will and Will at the Emmy's. If I were to attend the Emmy's, I assure you I would scream at the low level celebs, such as Scott Baio, and Cher. And I would tell them I will send the IRS to their house everyday. I don't even know who Emmy is! Who is this person who knows all these celebs! Will won't tell me! Anyway, thanks to all my fans who have followed me onto Bloard. :)