, easy to get in and out of, and its near your house. pigfoot and chernip don't know dick about hardware. pigfoot doesn't even have any claws left. we got a wendy's next door, get a spicy chicken sammich then come over here and play with hammers, hell you don't even have to buy the nails you can use them in the store

Hey man, nice store you got here. Just checking it out while I'm on break from my job at uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Urban Apparel. You got proper defenses in place in case of a bo staff attack? Just an off-topic question.

hey snooby welcome i'm going to answer your question for sure, but could you just step 3 feet to the left for me real quick first? the sun is kinda in my eyes and i want to make sure i can see you right, you know, to look you in the eyes as i answer you

there are to many hardware stores in bloardtown

*I drop my frosty on the floor* FUCK!!!!

derek, don't even worry about it man :) easy peasy problem to fix. here's $5, got get urself another one :) see? easy peasy fix

Yeah sure man, I'll just move to the left here. No problem. No problem at all. *Whips a beanbag at the ceiling, shattering the mirrored surface* I'm outta here. Don't fuck wITH CHERNIP'S HARDWARE STORE. IT'S MBY BREAD AND BUTTER!!

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*stepping all over the broken glass in my bare feet to get the $5* free frosty!!! This place is sick!