(having an orgasm) this is ok i guess
zak
c-cream... *sip* hm..
- Well it's saturday night bloard.com time again and thanks to hillips and his loose lips, I couldn't interact with anybody... but there is something I noticed. Exhibit A: [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F13230] no-one who read hdk's post is allowed to read or post in any threads other than this one for 1 month [/quote] [url=https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/happy-thanksgibing/posts/13235]Exhibit B[/url] (posted in a different thread!!): [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhappy-thanksgibing%2Fposts%2F13235] this year i am thankful for the fail threads i wipe my ass with and the epic posts that give me big boner. [/quote] We can all thank hillips for reading hdk's post and spreading his sick disgusting virus all around bloard. There is no other option than to QUARANTINE BLOARD DOT COMN UNTIL January 1, 2021! As of now there is to be NO SHITPOSTING on any other internet site other than bloard.com. This includes Twitter (*glances quickly at Phage*), Facebock, and all other shit media websites you visit. Again, you can thank hillips for this extraordinary fuck up. At least that means we can spend more time with each other on bloard.com.
- Ew! Don't get any of that on me! I need to be healthy for the next saturday night bloard
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffavorite-phish-jam%2Fposts%2F12148] I don't listen to phish [/quote] Yeah... neither do I... heh (I think we're on the same page here 😉) [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffavorite-phish-jam%2Fposts%2F12149] my friend invited me to attend the gorge shows with him but I only ever listened to billy breathes so I probably wont go [/quote] I can be your friend's friend if you dont wanna
- Hey bloarders. I suppose you're wondering why I'm back to blogging on this website. I'll answer that later so just forget about it for now. In the meantime we need to discuss some serious matters. This administration has given me such blue balls that I've decided that I should start asking more philosophical questions to fill the void in my heart, my god hole. Puss won't work so i've resorted to Phish instead. Let me know what your favorite jams are. You know I can't go wrong with a 10-31-94 Reba or a 12-29-97 Tube. And don't give me that 1.0, 2.0, 3.0 bs either. They are where they are as a band as a result of all of their past actions. I prefer just to think of their progress as a smooth timeline, despite the break-ups. If I were to entertain that idea I think that 3.0 is as pure as you can get, such clean and fun jamming. So glad Trey got clean. I'll see you all at Hershey
- My mom just found out that I was using bloard on the family computer and now I'm grounded for the next 3 weeks. I'm posting this from the library computer and the old library lady is giving me some weird looks. How can people be so seriously bigoted towards us bloarders? It's about time we make a change! Anyway I'm close to cumming so I better get back to browsing. Talk to you all soon!
- Just got a sunburn today but I'm happy it's finally nighttime. I can now relax and chill with my bloard friends.
- Drank too much coffee, I'll be up all night. Here on bloard.com. Happy Saturday night lads, or should I say... dads.
- As I read this I drink from my bottle of Aquafina. But don't be fooled, its original contents have long been removed and processed by my body (including cuming out my pp). I have since refilled it with water from the local repository (water cooler) that is located just a few yards outside my door. 😳
- Keep in mind that it's not an honest kiss unless you jack off during the kiss
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwwait-a-minute%2Fposts%2F10307] I like how racist ass michael richards didn’t want to join the dance party and he was walking away probably to whine about how unprofessional the rest of them were being [/quote] Legend has it he was walking off set to go to the Laugh Factory to tell his joke.
- *you turn around and see a spooky figure, you can't quite make out what it is, but you are spooked. you back away but are blocked by a wall. there's no escape, and the thing is getting closer*
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F10276] monday morning bloard :) not making a new thread for this. i'm just going to use this one, hope that's not a problem. how is everyones mondays so far? are you all looking forward to the week full of work ahead? i hope you are! [/quote] i've got some work to do, and you ain't gonna like it
- I don't play any games big man. [img]https://i.imgur.com/AfeI0nM.gif[/img]
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwwait-a-minute%2Fposts%2F10275] OP you ve got five minutes to put what the answer to your joke. come on man... lets hear it. im not messing a round. cmoooon...... [/quote] what ar you gonna do?
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwwait-a-minute%2Fposts%2F10203] Where did the dancing penguin go? 😔 [/quote] Pfft I changed it back last July. The cache. catch! This website sux.
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwwait-a-minute%2Fposts%2F10194] what is the answer! we dont have much time! [/quote] the end is near! the end is near! repent!
- Okay everyone I've compiled a list of the evidence I've found: 1. Some weird faces on toast.
- lately i've been feeling a little bloarded. and i'm underweight!! ! i am a human cotton ball hahahahaa aha hahahaha! but like maybe you're on to something. let's ask the new U.S. president doneld trumpet. aaaand cut!
- also, add a random string to the uploaded avatar file name so i don't have to wait for the cache to bust. and fix these bugs!! !!!
- [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/7ixpj8MU0EhwY/giphy.gif[/img][img]http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Free_bc892b_796493.gif[/img]
- [img]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dreamworks/images/3/35/Bee-movie-disneyscreencaps_com-2185.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130430182613[/img]
- Eh that surprised me when I saw Michael Richards doing that. He apologised, though. I still fucking love Seinfeld.
- HAHAA! These bloards are making me thirsty! [youtube]DRaLpHoZA8E[/youtube]
- You're through, Bloard. Pack it up. No more bloard for you. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [youtube]OOIGCyAR-0w[/youtube]