i am going to lure him back
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pigfoot_vermont
***MESSAGE FROM THE MODS: DO NOT BE MEAN TO THIS USER, THEY WILL CRY***
- posts like this make me glad i pay the monthly bloard subscription
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-catalog-for-bloard-points-redemptions%2Fposts%2F10792] I was checking out the joop branded barbells but the shipping is outrageous [/quote] you gotta pay the price to get biceps like joop
- last year I ordered like 5 boxes of Snoobberry cereal but they never even shipped them to me
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fno-new-posts%2Fposts%2F10782] King dad would never utter those words of resignation. He’s a strong brave man who slays minotaurs [/quote] not man, ape
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10776] I like the other ones too, snooby. I feel so bad that I said the things I said and created this distance between us. I hate it. I hate waking up in the morning and not seeing your messages on my phone. I hate knowing that you're out there somewhere and there's a vast coldness that separates my heart from yours. Most of all, I hate that I hurt you. I wish there was something I could do to repair the damage I've done. If I could go back in time and erase the thoughtless words I wrote into bloard dot com that severed our bond I would do that snooby, I really would. because big red boat is a cool name. it is. but you know what's cooler than that? being friends with your buds. that's the coolest band name of them all. [/quote] actually.. pretty sure "being friends with your buds" is already a band so this name CANNOT be used
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbpie-bloard-posts-industry-expo-2019%2Fposts%2F10769] I’m presenting something called “Belligerent Bot 2000”. If you’ve ever had someone you dislike this bot (or bots) will mercilessly harass that person, by replying to all of their posts with demeaning and derogatory remarks. [/quote] can i get this bot installed in my self driving car so it follows people round town and blasts them?
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fno-new-posts%2Fposts%2F10768] How do you post pics on here [/quote] you cant we are all just really good at ascii art. every pic on here was just made with full stops and backslashes and shit
- derek said there weren't any new posts on here? anyone know if thats true?
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwas-watching-an-old-episode-of-martin%2Fposts%2F10758] this is fucked [/quote] this is a good post but, can i just say: i am willing to bet "bigerik" could've posted a better one
- maybe if he was big richard he may have been noticed more? just a thought
- the investors are going to love all these new posts for sure
- its come around again! its that time of year, time for the hottest players in the bloard industry to showcase their upcoming posts, and let the public get a sneak peak at some of the posts currently being developed, cannot wait to get some great insider info on all these posts
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F10745] Dick prey, cunt bait chop chop dick chop away from sack dick gone away Hiya [url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sima_Qian]Sima Qian[/url] [/quote] fear chop dick 😰
- [quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F10716] dick chap piss king [/quote] dick chap piss pant
- [quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fstay-hydrated%2Fposts%2F10708] Sip cautiously lest ye fall unto electrolyte imbalance. [/quote] unbalance my shit and fuck me up its friday baby party woo yeah
- Dadmilker, good name but sorry you cant use it because it is the name of my band sorry! 😖
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10691] One Hog Hammer For Pounding Hogs Please [/quote] absolutely have this one on the house
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fstay-hydrated%2Fposts%2F10681] Pigfoot needs to shut his trap and let a thirsty bro drink some sand [/quote] listen to this hack if you want to take big sedimentary sips all day long
- guys dont believe it. this post is a mirage theres not actually any water here just a load of sand dunes
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fmasters-2019-thread-comfy-edition%2Fposts%2F10672] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NUkECQG.png[/img] we did it reddit [/quote] there he is. the master of 2019
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-movies%2Fposts%2F10626] there is no way to tell a woman to stop talking during a movie without them taking it as a crushing blow to their psyche [/quote] thats why i always take my big whacking stick to the movies. hee hee am i right fellas 😁
- it is Gaia. AKA "mother earth" blasting cum because of the hot pics. you must be very spiritually connected with nature :)
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10590] *looking at that piece of utter crap store across the street, covered in loaded diapers the neighborhood ruffians have thrown at it, Pigfoot rambling and raving outside utterly naked and belligerent, while a ray of holy sunshine beams on my blessed store, inside chicks are admiring snooby flexing his one huge pec muscle and bindlejerry completes his transition into Blade the Vampire Hunter* RP... Open RP... I am a god in this world.... I cannot die [/quote] i am going to pee on your store.
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10588] Adds to the coolness, better odds of getting chicks in here, win win win [/quote] hell, better odds of getting any kind of customer in here will do this place a favour!
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fclub-bloard%2Fposts%2F10573] club bloard? i havent been here since they had to pull the one guy out of the waterslide after he got stuck trying to dam it shut with a bunch of plastic forks. what a mess lol [/quote] please, i am trying to leave my past behind.
- (i order a small bowl of olives and eat them one at a time with a cocktail stick, i will wait until 2am when the dj starts playing downtempo and then i will venture onto the floor and tap my foot a bit)
- mods please ban all lies from this forum
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10549] Just gonna spam a few replies to get that sweet 52, bear with me gang [/quote] mods?
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10536] i cast my nurpling spell on pigfoot and i cut off other fucked up claw and hand it to derek with an "100 dollars please" expression on my face [/quote] i love 2 b nurped 😁
- long hard day of looking at people doing road works outside the window, cant wait to get on the sofa with a huge beer and get in amongst some of that saturday night bloard
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10532] I would like to purchase a fucked up claw hand please. I will pay as much as one hundred dollars [/quote] these guy's products will give you a fucked up claw hand alright, dont trust em!
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10526] He uh, he told me in confidence he’s hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down! [/quote] are those lies 80% off too, huh buddy??
- you could not pay me to take any of these products they are sin
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] thanks officer, do not mind these two. in fact i advise you to arrest them immediately
- [quote=Phage;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10516] Hey, I’m from out of town. Could I just get a Snickers bar? [/quote] $14.99, please
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10515] (I flash my badge and pull out my nightstick) big mistake, criminal [/quote] sorry officer didnt realise 😳 thatll be $13 for the snickers with the emergency services discount
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10513] Pigfoot I. Sorry [/quote] that is ok, i have come to accept losing a limb as a part of the hardware store lifestyle
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10500] hey pigfoot do you guys have a customer loyalty program where I put my phone number in the point of sale system and then maybe I get a little discount on common items (like snickers bars the kind with the peanut butter in them not the fucking regular ones that your grandad ate when he was getting ready to do underage drinking and cunnilingus on your grandma out behind the barn) and in exchange you get to track what stuff I commonly buy and maybe market to me via email? [/quote] listen here i thought i told you $15 for the damn snickers bar you can either buy one or im calling the cops