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[quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftell-me-your-secret%2Fposts%2F10924] You know where liars go? [/quote] no, as i am not a liar so i have not been wherever the liars go

[quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftell-me-your-secret%2Fposts%2F10920] Tell me your secret. [/quote] i dont have a secret. did someone tell you i have a secret? i dont need to keep any secrets i am very honest 😌

OFFICIAL Gym Bloard Suppliments ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️★ Great supplements, ordered these for my entire family we dont even need to sleep anymore and all of us have lost our hair, i imagine this is streamlining for maximum performance in the gym. Also good that they are swallowable pills as all my teeth fell out after two days, overall very good supplements will be ordering more in the future

[img]https://i.imgur.com/4ynfz6O.gif[/img]

[quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Ftghe%2Ftopics%2Ffaces-of-bloard%2Fposts%2F10893] [img]http://s3.hulkshare.com/song_images/original/b/0/1/b012cae996a2ee69a6267472d5616f5f.jpg?dd=1511292789[/img] [/quote] wow toilet man you freshen up pretty good, looking sharp

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-presidential-election%2Fposts%2F10886] I’ll submit this image as my platform, please consider me. Thanks. (I still can’t figure out how to post images) [/quote] try pressing the alt and then f4 key at the same time, that should insert the image

early night tonight for me, cant wait till sunday morning when i get to read all those great saturday night bloard posts :)

good tale! bono very mean navy seal euro mole, that blew mind! bono cunt!! also: good car ford edge, very fast, nice whel

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fend-times%2Fposts%2F10858] Pigfoot underscore vermont [/quote] dirk laser beam

[quote=Claire!!!!!!!;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fend-times%2Fposts%2F10853] I regretfully also nominate myself to be the queen of the horny museum. First order of business is to figure out where all the nudes are... [/quote] my idea im going to pitch: have a collection box for the nudes like they do in the churches

im sure youve all seen the news but if not: [img]https://i.imgur.com/Cpfjwsz.png[/img] Horny is dead, and as the last bastion of horny in the world i think its our job to preserve and save horny so that future generations may remember. so i propose we turn horny bloard into a horny museum for all the world to see

great advice moog, but if im being honest with you guys, ive just started eating the fuckers. i just pinch them in between my fingers and in they go, absolutely no hassle at all

im running in 2020. my campaign starts here

i am going to lure him back [img]https://i.imgur.com/wxm5YR6.jpg[/img]

posts like this make me glad i pay the monthly bloard subscription

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-catalog-for-bloard-points-redemptions%2Fposts%2F10792] I was checking out the joop branded barbells but the shipping is outrageous [/quote] you gotta pay the price to get biceps like joop

last year I ordered like 5 boxes of Snoobberry cereal but they never even shipped them to me

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fno-new-posts%2Fposts%2F10782] King dad would never utter those words of resignation. He’s a strong brave man who slays minotaurs [/quote] not man, ape

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10776] I like the other ones too, snooby. I feel so bad that I said the things I said and created this distance between us. I hate it. I hate waking up in the morning and not seeing your messages on my phone. I hate knowing that you're out there somewhere and there's a vast coldness that separates my heart from yours. Most of all, I hate that I hurt you. I wish there was something I could do to repair the damage I've done. If I could go back in time and erase the thoughtless words I wrote into bloard dot com that severed our bond I would do that snooby, I really would. because big red boat is a cool name. it is. but you know what's cooler than that? being friends with your buds. that's the coolest band name of them all. [/quote] actually.. pretty sure "being friends with your buds" is already a band so this name CANNOT be used

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbpie-bloard-posts-industry-expo-2019%2Fposts%2F10769] I’m presenting something called “Belligerent Bot 2000”. If you’ve ever had someone you dislike this bot (or bots) will mercilessly harass that person, by replying to all of their posts with demeaning and derogatory remarks. [/quote] can i get this bot installed in my self driving car so it follows people round town and blasts them?

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fno-new-posts%2Fposts%2F10768] How do you post pics on here [/quote] you cant we are all just really good at ascii art. every pic on here was just made with full stops and backslashes and shit

derek said there weren't any new posts on here? anyone know if thats true?

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwas-watching-an-old-episode-of-martin%2Fposts%2F10758] this is fucked [/quote] this is a good post but, can i just say: i am willing to bet "bigerik" could've posted a better one

maybe if he was big richard he may have been noticed more? just a thought

the investors are going to love all these new posts for sure

its come around again! its that time of year, time for the hottest players in the bloard industry to showcase their upcoming posts, and let the public get a sneak peak at some of the posts currently being developed, cannot wait to get some great insider info on all these posts

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F10745] Dick prey, cunt bait chop chop dick chop away from sack dick gone away Hiya [url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sima_Qian]Sima Qian[/url] [/quote] fear chop dick 😰

love eggs meal

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F10716] dick chap piss king [/quote] dick chap piss pant

[quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fstay-hydrated%2Fposts%2F10708] Sip cautiously lest ye fall unto electrolyte imbalance. [/quote] unbalance my shit and fuck me up its friday baby party woo yeah

Dadmilker, good name but sorry you cant use it because it is the name of my band sorry! 😖

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10691] One Hog Hammer For Pounding Hogs Please [/quote] absolutely have this one on the house

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fstay-hydrated%2Fposts%2F10681] Pigfoot needs to shut his trap and let a thirsty bro drink some sand [/quote] listen to this hack if you want to take big sedimentary sips all day long

guys dont believe it. this post is a mirage theres not actually any water here just a load of sand dunes

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fmasters-2019-thread-comfy-edition%2Fposts%2F10672] [img]https://i.imgur.com/NUkECQG.png[/img] we did it reddit [/quote] there he is. the master of 2019

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-movies%2Fposts%2F10626] there is no way to tell a woman to stop talking during a movie without them taking it as a crushing blow to their psyche [/quote] thats why i always take my big whacking stick to the movies. hee hee am i right fellas 😁

it is Gaia. AKA "mother earth" blasting cum because of the hot pics. you must be very spiritually connected with nature :)

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10590] *looking at that piece of utter crap store across the street, covered in loaded diapers the neighborhood ruffians have thrown at it, Pigfoot rambling and raving outside utterly naked and belligerent, while a ray of holy sunshine beams on my blessed store, inside chicks are admiring snooby flexing his one huge pec muscle and bindlejerry completes his transition into Blade the Vampire Hunter* RP... Open RP... I am a god in this world.... I cannot die [/quote] i am going to pee on your store.

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10588] Adds to the coolness, better odds of getting chicks in here, win win win [/quote] hell, better odds of getting any kind of customer in here will do this place a favour!