theres a technique i used to used in college its you slip your finger in her mouth while her eyes closed and get her with the fish hook

well boys 😥 guess is all over 😩 i goota call my mom 😨 tell her that i lost it all 😫 i'll be on the streats soon 😪 roasting rats on a garbage fire 🐭 sucking pennies out of the sidewalk cracks 😱 just to put gas in my kids 😭 trading gum for smokes with the other ex bloaders 🙊 around town and we'll talk 😦aboit the times 🕐 we tooted an blamed it on luigi 😔 maybe ill trade in my upbloards ❎ for a bag of crsisp 🇬🇧 and a sodie bottle

i ate all the icing off kingdads cake now i tummy hurt

what is the answer! we dont have much time!

sunday morning or saturday night whats the differes hahaa

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-army%2Fposts%2F10180] 👀 👃 👅 -“let me in the army” [/quote] our most powerful ally

i have to go to the bathroom but when i get back i will tell you guya something

oh, hey bloardman. did you see derek around anywhere? thought I just saw him in here but guess not. i was gonna give him a tender plum but i'll just leave it right here for him [img=100x100]https://www.lewandmassager.com/media/catalog/product/cache/8/thumbnail/163b81649b7ef7bc8a00b0066e59ae0a/l/e/lelo-lily-2-plum-01.jpg[/img] ok see ya later homie

[quote=Phage;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fget-in-here-we-talkin-about-vidya-game-music%2Fposts%2F10135] One of my favorites from the Pokémon games. Lake - Pokémon Diamond & Pearl [/quote] gaw fuck! so good! was just listening to this last night. i'll post one for good measure: [youtube]https://youtu.be/ppIvG6PBmCI[/youtube]

í gegnum sandströndin og dalirnar af grænu blómstrandi, bloardman ferðast landið með hnefaleikum hnefa. Hann hefur svarið að útrýma heimi tröllanna og skítpakkana. ef hann sér þig, ekki hlaupa. felur aðeins í sér þjáningar þínar. Það er engin flýja.

RED: i would descripbe is like the feeling of squeezing a toad in between your palms GREEN: picture a big old tree for this one YELLOW: some people are this color but it is racist to yell at them for it BLUE this ones my favorite

wtf derek why you hack my bloard

-- injecting juce -- [img]https://i.imgur.com/FMlKDzd.gif[/img] [img]https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/186/avatar.jpg[/img]

no shirt at work challenge today letS GOOOO

please bee carfull

im beefsnack

hmm i know its here somehwer hey guys anyone seen my gu-😳

now that my hand is stuck to his, we can begin the ritual. i pull the knife out from under my shirt

drunk bloarding is potentially much more dangerous

okay nice. h-hey wait [img]https://i.imgur.com/aK4bpBT.gif[/img] hillips wtf man

[quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Felemental-bending-thread%2Fposts%2F9841] im tellin gyou mother FUCKERS! chose for someone else what you stupid? [/quote] [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-beef%2Fposts%2F9870] man i feel bulliedm... ima leave no one aprectiates the beef [/quote] 💅

*Moog enters the fight!* *Moog uses hog breath* *Deals 13 dmg* nuthin personelle >:)

dont make me start beef bending

gunt magic

[img]https://i.imgur.com/BGSHqnX.png[/img] hmm i have my suspicios this post is not from amber,.. i'll have to send it to the lab for further analysis

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8363] beefsnack why are you so mean? [/quote] beef jerky

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmerry-christmas-to-bug-deal-only%2Fposts%2F8185] I'm taking a little bit of Christmas Cheer for myself anyways. [/quote] thats fuck dup

[img]https://i.imgur.com/aRuOAym.png[/img] sure thing boss

i eat a pack of hot dogs and sit in the dark listeining to the soft humm of the microwave. every year for the past 6 years. and i dont hate it any more like i used to. thats because i dont expect for get invited to stuff any more and i found some section of carpet and it makes the floor a lot better to sit on

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhow-many-us-states-can-i-remember-off-the-top-of-my-head%2Fposts%2F8082] australian states: sydney, the bush, perth, [/quote] you forgot outback steakhouse

had a buddy who put kepchup on bagels... thats right. on mac and cheese, too. then a few years after i stopped talking to him he shot his girlfriend and went to the bad man house. coincidence?

[quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8036] se *x [/quote] https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/thread-for-swearing

[img]https://i.imgur.com/9TBPjeQ.png[/img]

pigfoot... thats the fortnite island

[img]https://cs.phncdn.com/insights-static/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/maps-pornhub-insights-2018-year-review-most-viewed-categories.png[/img] the hentai people are taking the world by storm. they got russia now but lesbian porn is still dominant in the west. this further proves my point that anime is a blight on humanity and we need to send the asians to the moon to form their own race. will they eventually destroy us? that is for God to decide. Meanwhile Africa sticking with the tried and true. feel free to post any insights or observations

[quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsanta%2Fposts%2F8010] then prove the fleight speed of reindeir [/quote] it ranges between 40 and 53 units of fast

Bouglas

his fat gut is where he actually stores his propellant

I am jerru and I will put a stop to this with my devastating ground pound attack

touch tim