I'm going to post my dick in here in a couple minutes once I get the lighting right
littleerik
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- I am currently reading [url={https://www.amazon.com/Fall-Dodge-Hell-Neal-Stephenson/dp/006245871X}]Fall; or, Dodge in Hell: A Novel by Neal Stephenson[/url] and sometimes I like to read pictures of naked ladies on the internet
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11078] It’s sadurdy night and u know I’m posting on bloard [/quote] fuk yeah derek
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbest-fried-chicken%2Fposts%2F11051] Church's Chicken is in my opinion the best commercially available fried chicken, but Orga's mom could very well have the best fried chicken in the world. The answer remains to be seen [/quote] tkae me to church like that song from a while ago, remember?
- yeah snooby's cool. one time on a really hot day he let me drink as much water as I wanted from the hose
- yeah it's supposed to be pretty good (if you believe orga) but no one has had it yet
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-the-number-forum%2Fposts%2F11019] doing a number 2 = shitting lol [/quote] lol
- sometimes I like to meditate to empty my mind so there's more room to get all the fuckin POSTS in there you know what I'm sayin? same deal but with laxatives and my ass
- oh hell yeah a new thread. time to get comfortable and let the posts flow over my body and into my mind
- this post is where you can come to discuss, rank and debate the best fried chicken. I'll kick things off by saying that popeyes is really good and kfc is a greasy bullshit mess
- I C U P (also, I noticed you urinating earlier. I caught the stream hitting the ground out of the corner of my eye)
- I never learned how to skateboard and now I'm afraid I'm gonna die
- I am peacefully looking at pornography because it's saturday night, baby! god can't see your sins!
- I don't know if I can maintain this erection all day but by god I'm going to try
- I was checking out the joop branded barbells but the shipping is outrageous
- I am seriously considering cashing in my bloard points, but I realized I haven't gotten the catalog in the mail yet this year. have you guys gotten you copies? what are you going to spend your bloard points on? last year I got the inflatable chernip but the fucking thing developed a leak halfway through my river trip so I probably won't do that again unless they switch suppliers
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10777] actually.. pretty sure "being friends with your buds" is already a band so this name CANNOT be used [/quote] you're thinking of the band "Tight Bros from Way Back When"
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10739] (Aggressively) They're all cool names. [/quote] I like the other ones too, snooby. I feel so bad that I said the things I said and created this distance between us. I hate it. I hate waking up in the morning and not seeing your messages on my phone. I hate knowing that you're out there somewhere and there's a vast coldness that separates my heart from yours. Most of all, I hate that I hurt you. I wish there was something I could do to repair the damage I've done. If I could go back in time and erase the thoughtless words I wrote into bloard dot com that severed our bond I would do that snooby, I really would. because big red boat is a cool name. it is. but you know what's cooler than that? being friends with your buds. that's the coolest band name of them all.
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbpie-bloard-posts-industry-expo-2019%2Fposts%2F10769] I’m presenting something called “Belligerent Bot 2000”. If you’ve ever had someone you dislike this bot (or bots) will mercilessly harass that person, by replying to all of their posts with demeaning and derogatory remarks. [/quote] this is going to revolutionize harassing women. it's the biggest advance since the wolf whistle
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwas-watching-an-old-episode-of-martin%2Fposts%2F10753] maybe if he was big richard he may have been noticed more? just a thought [/quote] this is fucked
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F10754] very nice post page, will like post with plus sign. [/quote] good post, poop dump male
- it's saturday night so you know what that means. time to remove and clean my penis in the dishwasher
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10734] Old Jacket (lo fi bedroom pop), Big Red Boat (Classic rock throwback), Stabbed (Metalcore), Stabbed! (Synth pop) [/quote] big red boat is a cool name
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F10723] holy shit, hell yeah! many post this page, very cool. erik have made page live once more, just like done past. jack post into this site from work, don't care much with job's duty. very lazy haha. fuck boss. jack quit, stay home. more nice than when work. cash save will last some time, alas jack will soon come poor with zero work. need life more good than this. that ends mine tale... also, erik send jack your demo tape, make deal? jack will make erik star. y'all have what take. [/quote] back with work site, away from wife nags!