wait a darn minute here [img]https://i.imgur.com/NWTiqih.jpg[/img]

He can focus his dick down to the width of a light particle

This account is my alt

thanks for swingin by

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffirst-bloard-up-is-going-down%2Fposts%2F7086] "bloard up" is what happens to a certain part of me when i browse horny bloard [img]https://i.imgur.com/rrRCWVj.gif[/img] [/quote] yeah becuase you get a big brain tumor

when u throw a frisbee its ghosts that keep it up in the air

hey it's been a while and I was wondering if you could update us on the tree

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fthe-wall%2Fposts%2F7008] yes please. see how polite i’m being? the canada is rubbing off on me. [/quote] what a coincidence, I'm rubbing off in canada

good morning you miserable fucking dipshits

four guys seen four ants walk into that door. them guys wait. them guys beat shit from them ants when door open. ants died. ants' moms wept. good. fuck ants. fuck them dead. hate ants. ants were shit from hell.

the wieners are good so I don't see what the problem is

hey jerry, I found that picture you were talking about. I posted it below there's no picture jerry. this is an intervention. your friends and family need you to stop with the fruitless search for the imaginary picture of the borrowers eating noodles off of a button where some of the noodles are falling through the holes in the button and they;re using teh button like a plate, jerry. it's ridiculous, and it needs to stop, jerry

I got a big ol beefy V

ants suck dick

"siri, post into ants post: 'ants suck dick'"

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fjust-trying-to-kill-a-little-time%2Fposts%2F6916] i would happen to agree erik. forgive me for not replying sooner... for i had so much time to kill [/quote] It's ok

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F6860] hiya guys. this page, each word only FOUR text part okay. zero typo!!! okay? cool, lets post. obey them rule. [/quote] your good idea mean plus ones baby hell yeah

erik gets into here with them good ones, yeah? hell yeah baby

mine mine mine!

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[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F6829] went on a hunger strike in my parent's basement to raise awareness. didn't eat all day until mom called me up for dinner [/quote] wowneat's mom, hello

hey guys what's going on (this was post #99 when I posted it)

they're good as hell

[img]https://i.imgur.com/sNzWA9X.jpg[/img]

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6741] Bd that's awful news. Hope you can break through with the appeal. Wish I was a super savvy lawyer but all I really excel in is lifting weights. Speaking of which I have decided to end the macrocycle early due to accumulated inflammation. I should have tapered my hypertrophy at the end of the second mesocycle. Too much inflammation right now from overtraining for the invigoration of the third cycle peak to overcome. I got PRs across the board though. Hopefully my shoulder heals but the time I begin my next hypertrophy cycle in 2.5 weeks. It will be at a caloric deficit though so I have some leeway. Anyway i just feel bummed having to bow out of the cycle. Always this massive fear of losing progress whether that be muscle mass, strength, or neural efficiency. I lift so much and invest so much time and energy in it these days that my perspective on it has become really distorted, like this monumental apprehension that treading the proverbial water will be just as bad as drowning, so to speak, as it were [/quote] at least you're having fun

you're not black? what the fuck?

that doesn't look anything like snooby

derek maybe instead you could pet your dogs on the belly for 22 minutes + commercial breaks just an idea

this game rules (or maybe it sucks ass, I don't know. I liked it as a kid but I didn't know shit about games)

[img]https://i.imgur.com/oVAk4Wg.jpg[/img] I must've gotten the good version without the eggs in there 💯💯💯💯💯

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6668] I don’t know how, or where, to do that, and I’m emotionally stunted or screwed up somehow because I don’t feel whatevermy bro and dad are [/quote] there are victim's rights orgs out there that can help. but more important than that is probably the understanding that everyone deals with things in different ways according to who they are. I sure hope you don't beat up on yourself for having dissimilar reactions. I dunno. I'm sorry man.

if we were neighbors I'd give you butter

when did we decide dog cum was bad?

starmix slaps

the main reason I am against global warming is because ants like it when it's warm and you know what, fuck those fucking creeps, go sit in the cold and jack your dicks over the queen you fucks

even though the following might be controversial (a "hot take"), I believe it in my heart to be true and so I want to share it with you: trader joes "scandinavian swimmers" are better than the swedish fish they are trying to copy. you guys should fuckin check em out. they're hot shit

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fdad_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fthe-champ-chump-system%2Fposts%2F6614] success is illusory - any apparent success is actually part of a greater failure. so it's just gonna be chump all the time. and hell, I'm for it. [/quote] keep it up, champ

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F6615] I don't know if you guys noticed but this is a sexual reference to cum. [/quote] what da fuck

I can't get enough of these fuccking things. bring me the POSTS

guys, c'mon. hillips is our friend. let's not make him feel bad by pointing out that his favorite candy is gross and looks like something the dog coughed up on the rug