just give it a chance bug deal

hey, i'm about to go to the gym

McDonalds and the Clumsiness Spell One hot day, ronald and grimace were making hamburgers at theyre restaurant (MCdonalds). it was a very hot day and not a lot of people were there. "gee roneld" said grimace, "we have been making this hamburgers for many hour and i am geting tired out. maybe we should take litle break eh?" "cram it!" yelled ronald macdonald rudely. grimace sulked. He was awfuly tired Several days later they were still at it. Mcdonlad was i na furious mood because no one had eaten there burgers and he had to get enough money to pay there rent. Grimace was sweting profoundly and was lying in the shade. "Common grimmice" said ronatld, do you want us to go out of business. but he does not get up. ronald stalked over, raised his right foot comicaly in the air behind him, and gave a swift boot to the stomech. YOUUUUCHE yeled grimace fling to his feet hiting his head on the cieling. "Thats better" said ron in a huff. "Now cook these burger in cas we get costomers" but grimice wasnt feeling up to it. He stagered around the small kitchen, bumping into frying pans and ketchup greases. whats wrong with me he thought as he triped over a grease hose and almost landed face first in a hamburger fryer. "hey gramace" wispered a familiar voice. Grimce turned to see who should it be but...the fry kids siting on theyre shelf, "hey gramace heh it looks like your a bit clumsy to day! dont you heh think you shouldnt work in kitchen." angry, grimice picked up the fry kids and shoved them down his throat. he was tired out from the hot wave and neded a wake u pchear . couple day slater they were still making hamburgers. they had made so many that their was a throne of hamburgers in ever room of the restaurant. even the hambargers where made of hamburgers. suddenly there was a knock at the doo=r which had become hamburger's. Ronald who had become fairly paranoid opened up the door and called "WHO IS IT" he called this into the face of mayr mchese! "we havent heard from the fry kid in 2 weeks" said the mayor, "where going to take a litle look see and try and find the kids. Grimace was hearing all this from the bath room. he kenw that it would be al over if the maoyr found out what he had done. he started sweating and shaking.. all of a suden the window burst open. it was-the hamburglre and he as going to take everything made of hamburger which was all of the items in the restarant. thinking quickely grimace hurled the hamburg through theo wall and said MAYRO MCHEESE i have FOUND the CRIMINAL. with that the hamburglar was sifwly arrested. no one ever found out what grimace had done and he never told anyone about it. ronald mconald learned a valuable lesson

Decided to make a big old fan fiction thread to post these into. shut up and enjoy!!!! PaRappa's First Operation Hi guys, this is my first story don't forget to comment! One day in Rodney State there was the small village of PaRappa town. There was a Rapper in the town by name of PaRappa. He had many friends: Sunny Funny (who was a flower), PJ Berri (a Bear), and Katy Kat (a CAT.") there was a cow r someting called umjammer lammy but hed idn't like her much. ANYQWAY! So PaRappa the rapper was walking along when he saw his smelly headed teacher CHop Chop the Onion and said "HATATATATA PaRappa Are you the man now?" and he said "of corse teacher but lets have a rap of first to see whose the better raper!" So they got to rapping right theyre in the street! Meanwhile Joe Chin was driving his FLIPPING LONG car down the street and running over pedestrians left and right (LITERALLY) and they were dead and the moose teacher pulled him over and said "learn to drive dumbass" and pulled him ovre. PaRappa of course come runing over and say "What's da matter teacha?" Moose said "Oh well you see Parappa there is a idferaence between driving as badly as Joe hear and driving like a FUCING RETAZRDED CHIMP like YOU!" and she got her hadcuffs and put them on parappa and threw him onto her police car and puled of his pants and took out the her night stick and stuffed it up his anal! and she stuff it in really deep and wandered away. Soddenly Sunny Funy came by on her bike and saw him bended over the hood and gasped! "PRAPPA YOU SHOUNT BE HAVING THIS IN PUBLIC" CHAPTER 2 Joe Chin was then back at pad. He loked at picture off suney funny and was grasping for cocks! he was much horney and was jerking of all over! he says to Joe Chin "this is much injoyable, sunny funny you are the hot girl!" and was masterbatting furiously until hhe cummed all over his wallpaper! "look like i better clean this messed up" Right then umerjammy lammer was open his door, and says to Joe Chin "what was this happen here! Joe Chin you should be ashamed of" and gets rope and tyes to Jim Chin on chair! Umjammy lammer says to Joe Chin then "you are geting punished for bad deeds! and whips out toreture tools (with pylers and wrenchs and car bateries) and is punishing Joe Chin! Joe chin sayes "umjammer lammey i donnt desorve this! I just materbating with sunny funny and you come to make me hurt!?" Umjammer Lammy then gets deep down into joe chins gentitals with alegaor clips and car baterys and atched them to him and give him nice shock. "Dont does this! I do not like having sperm shoked." Joe Chin exclaiming with loud voice and little bit of quiver from pain. CHAPTER 3 MEANWILE suny was at police car wit Parapa and say "woooooooow it really in their like a sord in a stone! how we get it out"? Parapa just grunted in pain and grimised. So SuNny new wat to do and put in the car Parapap and dove to the hospital were ther was her dad working as a hospoital guy and said "there is a stick up his but can we get it out" and her dad was a flowerpot and said "ok put him on the table" an d got the warm water ready and pored all that in there too! and parappa was pased out from all of the shit up his ass and said pull the lever or whatever right now!" and they got a big vacume and atached it to his anus and switched it on and it becan sucking things out of his intestine. BUT BOTH BEGIN RAP Vaccuum: iv been working in the hopsital so early ive been working here since 1993 and ur a fking joke so f off buddy lets have a final showdown let'sgo LESSON 1 VACCUM: Suck suck suck all the day long PaRappa suck suck suck all the day long day long (hes freestyling) Vaccum: wats this i found? ur waring a thong PaRappa: hay no im not PARAPPAS METER DROPS TO U RAPPIN' BAD Vacuum: they used me on hilter they used me on joe PaRappa: the used U on hitler they use U on joe Vacuum: ive suked out so hard i pulled out a nose Parappa U suked out so hard U pulled out a ear? OOPS PARAPPAS METER DROPS TO U RAPPIN' AWFUL vacuum: ull hve to listen i wont repeat as i find out wat u eat! vaccuum: did u check the bowel on the left parappa: did U check the bowel on the right? OH NO ITS BETWEEN AWFUL AND FAIL Vacuum: this aint kung fu com on again Parappa: shit my controlers not workin Vacuum: U GOTTA DO IT AGAIN PaRappa: WHAT? so PaRapa has to walk out of hospital with nigtstick and stuff still in anus all embareassed. and but he dies. CHAPTER 4 Day later, Sunny Funny, and PJ Berri, Katy Kat at Parappas funereal. "PJ Berri says it was too soon for poor PaRappa to die like this" also Sunny Funny saying "Parappa, we new the well, and it said to see you dead, but I guess life moves on" Katy Kat says "poor Parapa He was a good rapper and he was also a dog its too bad that he had to die with stuff in his asswhole" Then every friend of Parappa the Rappers gathered around his corpse and started to have a sexy group orgy with Parappa (who is not breating). Sunny Funny was rubbing her vagina on Parappa hand and said "gee he sure got cold, but this feels so good when his hand rubbing my gentails" and DJ Berri who was ejaculate into Parappa the Rappers. Katy Kat was also haveing good sex with Parappas nose (witch was cold and wet because hes dog) and he is saying "oh my vaginas is feeling wonderful with this the nose of Parappa the Rappers" then when they were done covering his boddy with piss and cum and excreatment, they close coughin and give him the funereal he would have always needed to. Sunny Funny Pj Berry Katy Kat haul off Parappa the Rappers body to the dojjo to of Chop Chope Master Onion to give him a kong fu farewell by signging to him a song "kick pungh its youre funeral, chop block your going to heaven. jump turn we miss you a ton, pose spin you great" and they put he coffin onto the hole in the ground and bury it. Grave stone says "Good job Parappa, you can move onto the next life now" CHAPTER 5 But cop Chop onion wasnt right and he didnt go to heaven. on the contrary he went Hell an d met the gost of the Burger guy from the second game who was an old Jew and said "im in hell to because i am jewish." parappa say "but im Christion y did i go to hell!?" and the devil (who is really guru ant say) "i found out about ur crimes and u never escape with these things" Parappa say "come on gimme a nother chance" and devil says "ok suure." And since he is Guru Ant he crawls into Parappas butcrack and pulls out the night stick and all the other stuff into a box marked "asscrap" and juust desides to leave it there and lets parapa go back to live. Unfortuantly he was berried in a coffin in the gorund and couldnt get out and sufacated! PaRappa, uncounscious in the coffin was dreaming of sunny Funny and her sweet puss in his mouth and got a hard one as he was slowly die because of the no air. PaRappa the Rapper also dreamed of back in the old day when Pj Barry would get down in his bedroom and shove icecubs deeeping into his anus and would go almost TOO deep and PaRappa smiled in his coffin and he die happy and actualy go to heaven this time becaus he forgot to be doing bad stuff this time around because he was in a cofin althought he was rubbing his litle dog penis with hes last breat he didnt actualy get to blow seamen all over the coffin so it dosent really count in gods eyes. The end...? (but maybe Parappa cock live on after he died so it has more sex adventure.)

Derek, the Color Splash game is just plain bad.

looks like the bloard stimulus worked!!! cherry pepsi

Chapter 1 Mario and luigi's worst adventure Big bill was crying since it was a thursday. Thursday was the annivesary of the time that Mario and LUigi had jumped on his brother. It was a great day in Mush room Kingdom and Mario was lazed out on his old bed. He could smell the pancakes wafting from the kitchen and the smell of an old egg. "Lugi thanks for the breakfast" he thought, but didn't say. There was no need to say out loud since they were brothers. "no problem" thought luigi He served up the breakfast and the chewecf together in silence. Mario scaned the paper and it was not good news-supposedly the princess had choked on something last night. She was in recovery but it wasnt good. princess peach was in here bed with mush room docotrs all aroun her. the toade stools docotrs all had degress in psychology and chriopracty and medical healing. they had precscripte the princes with a prescription pf mushroojm pills to helpe with here apa\tiete. she had shcoked on a mushroom in the firste place and it the main docotor said "a hare of the dog is the best cure for any aliment". all the docts nodded in agrements. They also wheeled in a tray full of invincitbility stars for the porincess to eat if it got too bad. the princess sad "this is the worste day off my life, except for when the Boweser got me and took me to his house." browser's house was of course not very good because he had a lot of pizza boxes and litter around and he never tooke out the trash. the princes cried a little and then went to sleep awith all the toad stools standing over here bed.* * they were not very tall so they were all on stools shaped like mushrooms so that they coulde see here and helep her be treated with medicine and chiropracting Sudenly luigi started bleading from his knee. "Whats the matter little brother?" cried mario in alerm. But luigi just caughed and sputered. Luigi turned his head and said "mario heres the deal. Princess peach has taken ill" mario just laughed and said "i know thats why i read the paper" but lugi shoke head and spatered blood all over the side of the reiferidgerateor. its worse than we thought, shes coughing uip mushtroms and theres no hope". At this marto and LUigi were silent. But there was a kock at th edoor. There old disnosaur was baying and barkeing at this intursion. since luigig was still shaking his head and blucking up blood from hisknee, so mario shook to his feet and stuibmled to the dore. opened th edoor and was BOWSERE big bullet bill was at the lake fishing and he caught a big trout fish and also a fish with gogols. he pulled his boat to the side of the lake and got out and put his fish on ice. he then sit by the lakeside and meditate. bullet bill said his montra ovre and ovr agin " kill mario, kill mario, kill mario, kill mario..." when luigi saw browser he fainted. mario look bowser strait in the eye and said to him "hey" Bowesr looked down ant mario and said "look. for wht its worth im sorry about the princess. i know weve had our diferences ouvre the years but thats no reason for princess peche t ofall ill like this and i know you loved her. she was an upright citizen and a down to earth ruler " mario could say nothing but lutigi could. He came up to the door and rased his white glove and brought it across bowsers orange snout with a SMEK. bowser looked down andsaid "guess i decerved that"heput on his hat, noded once, and steped down into his old beat up pontaic to drive out of there life. He turend back once, slowed his pontiac down to a crawl ,and threw a wistful stair to the house as [he drove down the lane. Mario said to luigi "we gotta save the princess." luigi nodded and coughed blood onto his white gloves. his gloves were no longer red, they were soaked in blood. luigi said "but this time, call me blood luigi" so mario and blood luiigi got theyre adventuring gear together and left their house. off they went to travel the world to search for a cure END CHAPTER ONE

*slowly taking my shirt of and flexing my big muscles as i begin to type, but somehow my very high pitched mickey mouse voice is picked up through the text* Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends. no homo

ballg host

>decide to stay in cell for 50 more years

Don't think about doing anything funny. You see this man? You see his muscles? He's stronger than you. That means what he says goes. If you try to stand up to him he will punch you hard and make you wish you had never even tried. Don't even bother. Let the strong man do his job. He will keep Bloard safe and secure. He will also listen to any of your problems, should you be humble and polite. After a hard day of using his strong muscles to get things done, the last thing this man wants is sass. So zip it! Cripes! Just let the muscle-man cop do his job!! No grief! [img]http://i.imgur.com/0AfZM6q.png[/img]

this would be epic fucking bacon my man

*guy with Hepatitis Z voice* Hey guys, I think I'm getting better! They might let me out soo-bgksjabgnngngnnnngnnrngnnrngngnn oh god ngnnakeanlnznnv,,ngnnnn

*hackig really hard* ok joop here you go

Hello. Vote for me, and you all will get gfs.

*speaking italian* bucca di beppo a la finguolo mr pibb

DUnno lol

yeah, i think there are a couple of people on there

New Posters and Swann. That's what blaord neeeds so bad right now. pepsi cola

It's almost time kids! Only *checks calendar on laptop* 4 more days!!! Don't miss our giveaway at 9 where we turn you into bugs!!! [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoqxhvdAdns[/youtube]

just you and me now on this damned bloard..... but we must survive.... for posterity.... for the future...

We.. have... to ... keep. going...

well well well, what have we here

It's bloard!!!!!!!!!!! also i'm not gay at all for thrush

The Toejam and Earl Mega Forums??! What the fuck!?! How could they??

indie man, i can dig it. but i do miss swann

HE'S A BLOARDER!!! LOOK LOOK HE'S A BLOARDER!!!!!! 15 YEARS AGO YOU'D BE POSTING ON SOMETHING AWFUL WITH A MEME UP YOUR ASS!!!!!

kramer goes to the laugh factory

psych bitch!!!!! nobody gives a shit about friggin "tunes"!!!!!! nobody posts on bloard anymore!!! fuck!!!

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgimme-all-your-money%2Fposts%2F1208] Me, baddassedly: Go ahead and shoot me... [/quote] Me, evily: Die Bitch!!! *BANG BANG SHOOT* *KERBLOW* *DUNNANANANNANANNANANA BOOM* *KERCHAW KERCHAW* *TNDUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU BLEWY* *ned* *BABOOOOOOOSH KAPOW KAPOW* *BLAM BLAM BLAM* *EXPLOSION AND GUNSHOT SOUNDS* *POW POW POW POW*

Nice! Thinking of dressing up as a raisin this year, but maybe I'll just go as my spooky self. ☺☺

This is a mother fuckin stick up!!!!!!!!

Some parts of Bloard are haunted. If you find these secret areas of Bloard, you gotta get to the other bloarders ASAP. It's rare that it happens, but these sacred zones do in fact exist.

lets take the plunge

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What happened to all the other bloarders?? I miss them..

the stakes are high

*hillips in the car, wailing super hard and screaming while kicking the pedals and getting into a massive wreck at a bee keeping farm* : ABLOOA BAO *the brotherhood of the bees (every other bloard member) being cool calm and collected* : what a nice day today

good post, but i don't think monopoly money will get you chickens irl

hmmm methinks that's photoshopped