I think you mean Puerto Rican new year

Derek, that's already been said!!!

A single tear escapes my eye I turn my gaze up to the sky To see Swann in orbit Heading away, far past bloard RIP

*making a pentagram in the shape of Swann and placing tons of candles down and chanting and shit* Oh, haha! Looks like you caught me! Yep, just trying to bring back Swann. Any way I can.

We should encourage people to continue to post here. I noticed that there haven't been many posts lately, and the only way to resurrect Swann is to constantly post POST PSOT!!!!!!!!!! POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

going to the gym in 30 min

We need to condense

its an artist named uno moralez, he has some cool stuff https://unomoralez.com/

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hmnnnzzzjznznSNORP... HUH?!.. Oh, sorry. I just started reading this thread and fell asleep because it's about boring ass reading and literature. Couldn't get through it without falling a freaking sleep.

I go to the gym Monday through Thursday. Please do not use this information to tickle me while I bench.

A bus appears and takes you into the surreal world of the Bloardverse. Just what will you find there? [img]http://www.futuristika.org/site/wp-content/uploads/futuristika_uno-moralez_11.gif[/img]

Hmm, why exactly should I click this? What if it installs a virus onto my computer?

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffan-fiction-thread%2Fposts%2F1673] (sees jmgn and kingdad42 going at it and gets out some popcorn as if i was seeing a freakin movie) oh boy this is going to be good... [/quote] It takes JMGN two full days to turn around at his computer desk (to which he is bound, as he is too fat to get up, or pass through human-sized, and even industrial doors) so I don't think we'll be getting a response for a while.

What the fuck man...

[quote=jmgn;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffan-fiction-thread%2Fposts%2F1653] just shut up bitch [/quote] [img]http://i.imgur.com/g7Bhqyn.jpg[/img]

the humble sneaker

I lifted up all the pluses on my posts.

Well you might get your wish or maybe not!! Chapter 2 ratcfhet and clank and crash were walking through jungles on the way to the time twitser that was wating deeper into the jungle. "hurry up crash bandicoot" said clank, "we are running out of time!" "oh no" said crash and the three of them walked faster. but at that time cortex and uka uka were watching them from there secret spacestation. "look" said cortex,"everything is going as i planned it." "chut up" said uka uka. just hten they came across the time machine. "well here we are" said crash bandicoot. "you can probably get back to your own planet i fyou can colect all of the 25 chrystals from the warp machines here" "thanks" said ratchet, "we'll need it!" Then he and clank got into each warp bubble and started collecting chrystals

We need more posts like Spigetti's. Also Joop, what if someone's username is ironic? Does that mean they shouldn't post in here at all? Also how do you feel about the British spelling of Joop, which is Joup?

the dreaded onion is actually much loved

shit, can't argue with that i guess!!!!!!!

i've been reading dune for almost 6 months now. i dont read that much, and i forget to read this book for weeks at a time. its very embarrassing

w/c: 70kg (or 155lbs) favorite exercise: i love to do weighted rows, it's fun and everyone can do them favorite oly lift: the one where you and a bunch of other naked greek and turkish dudes oil up and wrestle for dominance favorite lifters: ThreePlate Bigbench favorite rep scheme: I usually do 5 sets of 8 reps. favorite accessory exercise: gotta go with pull ups, since all i have is a bar at home atg or hookgrip: hook i guess diet: i eat anything i can get my hands on. pies, grains, veggies, fruit. not eating as much fruit and veggies as i should though. mostly eggs and brown rice and some sort of meat, all washed down with a nice glass of milk. i had sushi the other day though

i'm BoUt to dink it up

Swann is too powerful for that. He's probably taking mushrooms and reading a good comic called "Terratoid Heights" and sleeping under a willow tree.

Everyone give me a + on this post, please plus me

*tricking derek into a giant hamsterball* we'll see about that

A very good idea. Commence with Fitness Bloard.

u can see who does that??

Considered making a post where I raise the goat i stole from kathryn in a loving home where he grows up to be noble and strong. This is just the skeleton of an idea atm, any feedback would be much appreciated!!

me too, wish he'd come back

I'm right here bitch. Say it to my libtard face!!!! I'm being incredibly fiscally liberal and spending all my money on cane sugar!!!

bump

Haha! Just figured it'd be fun to post all our pics so that we can see a face to the names here! I'll start. This is [size=2]an artist's rendition of[/size] me! [img]http://i1361.photobucket.com/albums/r661/voteformost/wmb/man/Engin_Akyurek_zpsibwvubtb.jpg[/img]

In considering the alternative, it really does make sense to have a Gamer Rep scheme. A true gamer wants to get the most out of his gaming, so less gametime but more pwnage is actually a net plus in the long run. You can play games for hours upon hours, but if you're being a sucky ass n00b then whats the point..

I'm doing.. uhh... pecs today. What about you? I'm trying to become a strong bloard cop.

Jim Dandy...

its hard to keep up sometimes

Chapter 1 ~~~CRASH BANDICOOT AND THE RATCHET AND CLANK~~~ Ratchet Kelredian and clank (with no last name) where flying their spaceship through space when they came across a help distress signle in space. "clank why dont we go down there and investigae" asked Clank. Ratchet could only agree with him since his was programmed to always help out those in need. So they w flying down to the surface when all of a suden there was such a laser beam that there ship was falling apart ! they plunged through the atmosphere of this small planet until they reached the bottom wich was the ground and crashed into it. "clank are you alright" asked clank compasionately. "mwuhf mwuf tail" said rachet since he was under neat clank and crushed into the gorund of the sandy beach. They stod up shakily and wonered what happened. All of a suden an orange thing ran out of the jungle at them. Clank pulled out his blaster but it was no use! it was broken in the plane crash-or should i say SPACE SHIP crash because they had crashed in there spaceship. even so though ratchet thought he could threatan whatever was runing at them with his laser guns "STOP RIGHT HTERE" said ratchet to the orange blur. THe orange blur stopped and said "Oh sorry to bother you guys. My name is Crash Bandicoot" and i thought i should come and see if youre doing ok "Thank you very much for the assistence" said ratchet. "our means of transort seems to have crashed on your planet and we require aid in order to have fly off the island." "Im not sure how much help i can be" said crash bandicoot confusedly, "but i think theres an old time machine near by that you could try and use." so they set off into the jungle to find the old machine and use that. BUT mean while cortex and his henchman were watching what was going on on the beach. "Curses" said cortex. "I show my laser at the spaceship and it crashed but ratchet and clank are still alive!" "he he thats a good one because you said CRASH" said tiny tiger. one look from cortex and he became quite again. next time who knows what happens next