Take it up with Claire.
jerry
You call people stupid bird brains you're going to get the pecker
- I swear to God this is the last time I do something nice for (racistly) you people
- I went in to poster's sleep and now that I'm refreshed I found a way out of this mess. by replacing boons with mega curses the aetheric currents will reach equilibrium. RaymondMoist, a curse: your t5 vertebrae will shift 15um to the left causing you almost imperceptible discomfort. Beefsnack, a mega-curse: your asshole will never be exactly clean this year. Showering won't help. It'll be like there's a crayon down there.
- Raymond moist, i dunno man.. I'll see if I can work one up for you but that stunt Claire pulled really tapped me out.
- claire!!!!!!! you either ignored or didn't notice the alternating boon-curse-boon-curse pattern i'm using that forced me to give snooby a curse. you would have gotten a boon if you had not so angered me with this silly mistake. curse: you're deathly allergic to peanuts this year. not to all peanuts, no, you're allergic to 3 specific peanuts. avoid them at all costs.
- oh dear, oh dear oh dear, a curse for snooby.. well, if i must... snooby, during the next year, the likely-hood that you'll say the n word in public is raised by 20%. please be careful đ
- for bug deal, a boon: whenever you stub your toe during the next year, it will hurt only a little bit, instead of a lot.
- a curse for dick chappy: your socks will feel weird. that little seam will bunch up in the way you don't like, for a the whole year đ¨
- a boon for yoshifanatic1488: your manual dexterity will increase by 3 agility points, for one year. use this time wisely. a curse for hillips: you'll lose your sense of childlike wonder and playfulness. hopefully this will last only for a year, but once its gone, its usually gone for good. damn. :( a boon for pigfoot_vermont: you can make magic potions my mixing together the stuff under the kitchen sink, for one year. wow! a curse-boon for dereklaserbeam: for one year, you're now really really really good at suckin' dick, i'm talking top 5 in the world.
- i'ts good, a curse: you'll bite your lip every time you get too excited about eating a really good food, for the whole year.
- a boon for little erik my dear friend: you don't have to floss any more, not for the whole year.
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgbs-hardly-knower%2Fposts%2F8224] dereklaserbeam checking in! [/quote] Hi Derek đ
- take care of yourself yoshifanatic1488. please take ur insulin bro
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmerry-christmas-to-bug-deal-only%2Fposts%2F8185] I'm taking a little bit of Christmas Cheer for myself anyways. [/quote] [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmerry-christmas-to-bug-deal-only%2Fposts%2F8173] , get the fuck out. [/quote]
- I tried to change it to add my main d badge but it reverted. Bloard is self aware
- just pick one. if you don't like it you can change your mind later and pick the other. damn.