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dereklaserbeam
hi there
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbig-strong-bloard-cop-is-here-to-uphold-the-law%2Fposts%2F1853] my muscles atrophied. back to square one.. [/quote] More like round one, on account of your rotundness
- Wow i feel so special to get my birthday thread bumped
- Good news, in my new course "How to Self Suck AND Post on Bloard" I will reveal the 5 easy steps that will enable you to fellate yourself while also posting on bloard. Call now. Operators are standing by.
- maybe the 2 hooligans impersonating you on twitter!!!
- get the fuck outta hear bug deal!!!!
- ethnicity reassignment surgery
- [quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwake-up%2Fposts%2F543] You create Heaven Motherfucker!!! All the other animals do it, are humans so pathetic we can't do anything but what were told to do? Maybe something you wouldn't choose to do, but nay, not impossible! I got 3 words for ya: https://youtu.be/NZa5wyN0UBc [/quote]
- they had the olympics there one time
- I'm on the couch watching midsomer murders
- I was also at Lauren's thing watching Harold on twitch
- [quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-app-2018%2Fposts%2F4521] The Behind The Bloard episode about this post is a classic [/quote] Behind the bloard sent me here
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fbloarding-school%2Fposts%2F7034] *8 am, classroom is full of rowdy urban bloarders listening to rap music* teacher: hello my name is mr martin im your new mod snooby: f*ck you! mods suck! *entire classroom bursts in laughter and applause* mr martin: that seems rather harsh, son. what did mods ever do to you snooby: you sons of bitches permabanned my life partner lance! [authors note: added this in for lulz] mr martin: oh so i did that? i dont recall snooby: well no...but all mods are the same, man! youre all fascists mr martin: * leaning against chalkboard with chill youthful demeanor* is it fair to profile all mods because of the unjust actions of a few? what if someone named snooby stole my wallet does that mean i can hate all snoobys? snooby: tch...! mr martin: folks we all have our own biases but part of being a better poster is overcoming those conditioned biases to make a healthy ecosystem of upbloards and posts sooby: your right! im sorry mr martin... mr martin: hey snoob....youre gonna be fine kid :) snooby: :) moral of the story...no matter our background, black gay muslim or normal, were all stuck on this bloard together we may as well get alongฯ <3 [/quote]
- gonna listen to this whole album on the way home this morning [youtube]https://youtu.be/Np3L-lpAdu4[/youtube]