new dog [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE2Y5hc6VVY[/youtube]

blarpanet was lunched on 4/20/69

hog dog

fart magneto

(Verse 1) Yo, it's a tale of pixels and smells, Where gamers thrive and diaper dwells. In the world of screens, where battles rage, There's a secret weapon for every stage. Button mashing, joystick flying, But when nature calls, there's no denying. In the midst of quests and epic fights, There's a diaper waiting to ignite. (Chorus) Gaming hard, poopin' harder, In a stinky diaper, no need to falter. Level up, drop a load, In the virtual world, it's a secret code. (Verse 2) In dungeons deep and worlds unknown, Where heroes rise and legends are sown. But when that rumble comes to play, There's a diaper to save the day. No time for breaks, no time to stall, Just drop it like it's hot, answer the call. In the realm of games, where stories unfold, There's a stinky secret, hiding in your hole. (Chorus) Gaming hard, poopin' harder, In a stinky diaper, no need to falter. Level up, drop a load, In the virtual world, it's a secret code. (Bridge) Some may laugh, some may scorn, But when you're gaming, it's your sworn. To conquer foes and save the day, Even if it means in a stinky way. (Verse 3) So let the games rage on, let the battles begin, With your diaper on, you're bound to win. No need to worry, nothing to fear, When you're gaming hard and having a beer. So embrace the smell, embrace the funk, In the world of games, you're never sunk. With your controller in hand and your diaper on tight, You'll conquer all, with all your might. (Chorus) Gaming hard, poopin' harder, In a stinky diaper, no need to falter. Level up, drop a load, In the virtual world, it's a secret code.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE2Y5hc6VVY[/youtube]

the year is 2042 and i need to watch 8 different 4-way splitscreen sludge content videos simultaneously on 4 giant fucking vertical monitors so my brain can scrape together just enough dopamine to allow me to focus for two fucking seconds so thar i can click over to bloard.com to peep the new flail pics in the fucking flial thread../ and here we are, still tryingh to figure out how to post fucikng links😤😌😴

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-new-flail-thread%2Fposts%2F13849] hey idiots, i know you are all new here and obviously dont know what the fuck you are doing, but we don't do that stupid ass html shit here on bloard. if youre going to post some stupid ass links to some shitty ass non-bloard websites that nobody cares about, please use the epic bbcode (bloard bloard code) provided to us by the very smart, very talented, extremely dead, bloardmin, and then maybe, somebody, someday, will click on, your, stupid, ass, weird, little, fucke,r links,! thanks and welcome to bloard [/quote]

ya were married now lmao

gonna need some more links to click on

no

one day we'll all look back and think on all of our fond memories of all the epic bloard moments we have experienced and we are going to tell stories about it in the nursing home and nobody is ever going to believe it.

hey idiots, i know you are all new here and obviously dont know what the fuck you are doing, but we don't do that stupid ass html shit here on bloard. if youre going to post some stupid ass links to some shitty ass non-bloard websites that nobody cares about, please use the epic bbcode (bloard bloard code) provided to us by the very smart, very talented, extremely dead, bloardmin, and then maybe, somebody, someday, will click on, your, stupid, ass, weird, little, fucke,r links,! thanks and welcome to bloard

this thread was a huge w. im am literally swimming in p*ss yright now 😁😁😁😁

сука

you can clearly see how the bloard hive mind has clearly deteriorated over clearly the past 4 years. cle

who? there is no way someone is actually named elon musk. that is a made up name. CALL THE POLICE

thanks for the help snooby

any hot woman here? local btw, in your area type of shit. Just want to know if you have a clue about to hanging out. plenty of time to respond, just hit me up. @☃

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i cant make this shit up it is so easy

hog dog

yes

thanx

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fkissing-thread%2Fposts%2F13776] kissing is a gateway to fingerfucking and buttblasting [/quote] ya basically this. im very smart about all of it and i know all about it

i know a lot about kissing because i have had sex which is like the expert level of kissing so i know a lot abvout it as i have just said

remeber this guy lmao [img]https://i.imgur.com/EoU9PpZ.png[/img]

lol that reminds me of a funny story

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TOYNBEE IDEA IN MOViE '2001 RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET BLOiARD

bloa 👏 rdis 👏 dead 👏

i just farted and it smells so bad haha

please stop making these cumby threads. nobody has or will ever say cumby. nobody even knows what cumby is or does... or even what cumby ever was or will be. and for the love of bloard please stop asking people to do your research for you. educate yourself! use the search function. its there for a reason.

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhas-anyone-escaped%2Fposts%2F13608] i had a near death experience and i alm,ost escaped the bloardtrix. i nearly got run over in a parking lot and i woke up in my pod, theres no hope. earth is a barren rock and everyones plugged into this big fucking machine!!!!! [/quote] its not a machine its just a giant fuckin toilet lmao

this belongs in a freaking museum

this is art

dog has hiccups, gets mad at hiccups, cute dog gets angry , puppy doesn't understand hiccups funny dog aww cute dog gets angry perro se enoja porque tiene hipo, perro con hipo 狗有打嗝 dog gets mad at his own hiccups 9gag reddit

I never thought I'd bloard alone I laughed the loudest, who'd have known? I trace the post back to the bloard No wonder, it was never subscribed to at all I took my [lack of] plus ones, I hurried up The choice was mine, I didn't bloard enough I'm too depressed to go on You'll be sorry when I'm logging out of bloarfd I never plus-oned, rarely came Sixteen concurrent bloarders on the better days Days when I still felt alive We couldn't wait to get plus ones There were to many bloards, too late to [unintelligible] The horny olympics was over, we'd survived I couldn't wait 'til I got home To post on bloard in my room alone

why do they always send the bloard? (still workshopping this)