[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6235]
... so youre an ant? ๐
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No i amnt but ants are such a joke that i make bad puns about them
blandkidneystone
Call me BlanDy
- Shoot snooby out of a canon in a really public place. In my vision he's wearing all green with a cape that says "I'ts all on bloard baby" and while flying gracefully through the air, he shouts "Go on Bloard.com" Think you're up to that snooby?
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F6208] new swearword i thought of: jfuck. feel free to use it ๐ [/quote] jfuck your new word
- 1. hamberger 2. Yes i like a lot 3. Bloard is my favoyrite meme 4. I amnt an ant 5. Too often 6. All the way 7. Whats the united states?
- Each hair on your head was given to you as a gift from the bloard gods, to tamper with those gifts would be villanous
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-fanfictions%2Fposts%2F6184] [img]https://i.imgur.com/HZmryKb.gif[/img] [/quote] Good idea
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6122] a while ago i'd accused littleerik of colluding with the ants, and that he may even have been born of their kind. while the evidence at the time suggested this, i know now that my claims were unjust. in fact, that was exactly what they wanted us to believe as a part of their ploy to get inside our garbage. littleerik was a pawn in their grand scheme. i'm not sure how deep this goes but i have my suspicions that they have their disgusting tarsal claws deep inside the government of Papa New Guinea. [/quote] This is quite aimilar to my theory that i didnt want mentioned. However i believe littleerik has ant friends and connections in the ant world but is seceretly an ant racist.
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6119] is the conspiracy that you have friends ๐๐ [/quote] ...
- I have a theory but im scared to talk about it as it might ruin some friendships ๐๐
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6109] new conspiracy: none of the bloard posts are serious and everyones just joking [/quote] What about the strictly no irony policy bloard
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6101] iโm bloardman [/quote] ๐ฎ๐ฎ
- My first theory concerns the bloardman, an old fan favourite should we say. I believe he is secretly the creator of bloard. As his name suggests he is the "man" of bloard symbolising him as the dominant male figure of bloard. Each and every bloader has a story about how they found bloard, except him suggesting he could have created the site. If this theory is correct I urge the bloardman to come forward so we can praise this special human being. If not then this was a waste of 10 minutes.
- I havnt posted in a while and im uncreative and have a dull sense of humor so this is wht i came up with. This is a chat for conspiracy theories about bloard and its community of bloaders and bloardettes.
- [quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fgod-is-real%2Fposts%2F5909] only IQ sub-50 will get number 7. im sorry [/quote] For fucks sake ๐๐
- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EgGBBpRXW4M
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fgod-is-real%2Fposts%2F5836] i dont get number 2. [/quote] I dont get number 7.
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgood-morning-thread%2Fposts%2F5791] Goodnight [/quote] Oh sorry wrong thread
- [quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-time-are-you-going-to-bed-bloard%2Fposts%2F5523] 00:33 haha [/quote] :]]]]]
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-for-announcing-a-bloard-hiatus%2Fposts%2F5625] True words, my dear friend, true words. However i already knew my bloard break could not and would not last for it woyld only be a matter of time before the population of shitty twitter users made me come back xx [/quote] Therea only so many bs posts one bloader can take
- True words, my dear friend, true words. However i already knew my bloard break could not and would not last for it woyld only be a matter of time before the population of shitty twitter users made me come back xx
- Everyday i look at this thread, find a crumb or two and continue in my quest to make the mona lisa out of those crumbs
- Nothing that special, im afraid. I just never sleep and make especially high-pitched squeals to show my emotions.
- Any artistic bloaders should make a giant painting in the street, attract a crowd and once youre done just add "BLOARD.COM" over the top in large green letters
- A giant ad for a new range of haircare exclusively for bloarders called "blรณardรฉ" and it will include a large version of claires profile picture but with shampoo all over it
- I found a new book called "instructions" and it came with a full game of hungry hippos. Its a little hard to understand but if youre looking for a challenge i would reccomend
- Ant mcpartlin was allegedly a bloader turns out he couldn't keep up with the creative genius on here and resorted to drink driving
- Im anti-ant but there is no point killing them off for even if they were all to die they simply do not carry enough flesh to be fed to the homeless