rehashes old bloard memes from 5 years ago, without the least bit of self-awareness or discernment, evidencing a complete and total lack of style-- slowly morphing into THE BEAST with massive horns protruding from yer dome
Big Birder
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F643] the way I understand it bloard was created by @leh0n for a group of something awful goons who were becoming dissatisfied with sa. not sure beyond that as it was before my time and I've never posted on something awful. [/quote] I forget why it was created but I do remember that it coincided with the rollout of a new interface at SA, the forums were offline for 24 hours so naturally everyone migrated to bloard for a few days. But then leh0n changed it so you could only see posts by people you were following, like twitter I guess but it was really confusing and lyle stopped posting.. lehon later changed it back but the damage had been done. This incident later became known as the first bloard invasion. I believe this also coincided with the Wulgus incident when Wood Thrush came to bloard for a few days and got owned so hard that he had to change his name to hermit_thrush and his mother told him that she was ashamed of him and she wished that she had had a miscarriage. I was banned from SA around this time so I came to bloard with the first wave of immigration and I never left. I quickly proved myself as an invaluable ally and gatekeeper and was secretly inducted into secret bloard (where the bloard babes are) Before I knew it I was balls deep in my own private virtual harem, exchange nudes with young women of every conceivable body type and ethnicity, sharing love and encouragement. Ah, if these bloards could speak... There was another invasion in 2013 I think but it wasn't the same, it felt like everyone was just going through the motions, and the magic was gone. But not for me though- I like it just the way it is.
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- quote: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
- Tell me about train/rail industry and why it's so difficult to get into While I am not technically employed by the railroad industry, I am happy to share my research on this topic. SPECIMEN #1 - Grayson Carver, Male, 37. Divorced (ex-wife Marisa, 39), with two biological daughters (Katy, 8 and Steffi, 11). Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #774. Route: Pacific Surfliner, San Diego to San Luis Obispo and back, daily and sometimes on weekends (varies seasonally). Grayson takes a bathroom break between 10:40 and 11:05 AM every day at the San Juan Capistrano station. During this break, he is not amenable to being approached and asked about trains. SPECIMEN #2 - Geoff Rhames, Male, 56. Married (wife Allison, 44), no children. Occupation: former train conductor, now self-employed engineer hired for regular maintenance by Amtrak. Repairs all Amtrak trains but services Graysonβs train at a slightly higher rate (~1.15, sample size is small enough that this may be statistical noise). No romantic feelings toward the trains or toward Grayson (very emphatic about this). SPECIMEN #3 - Ashley Katz, Female, 34. Single, no children. Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #796. Route: California Coastal Line, Roseville to San Diego and back, 3-4 times weekly (varies seasonally). Beautiful queen of the rails. Black hair flows like sensual crude oil. Kisses the speeding air with her honeyed luscious lips. Has not read Atlas Shrugged. Overly litigious, takes out restraining orders against people who have done nothing wrong. I hope this information is useful to you. 16 + November 25th, 2011, 2:25 pm
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- *sighs, shoulders slumped, unspeaking, slinks dejectedly back under the rock I crawled out from
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrgoQDt-xSU&t=304 (courtesel of leyoawn twitter)
- I'm enjoying a cool frosty glass of beer, that famous drink. πΊ
- I had a berrido for lunch
- [quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F126] I'm happy about dust to dust the task of perception is to pulverize the world, and also to spiritualize it's dust [/quote] π
- [quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffortunately-i-have-screencapped-all-the-classic-lyle-bloards%2Fposts%2F127] What's it like? Talkin' to girls [/quote] lately it's been tiresome at best, since I constantly have to explain to women why they have to vote for ted cruz, or else they're racists... but I have had a good experience in the past.
- I know that we like to joke around sometimes, and have fun, but this is a place to be real. Tell me what's really going on with you. In this thread I am here for you. I long for the closeness that comes from real intimacy. Real emotions. Don't ever hold back when you post here. No matter what you are going through, know that it is OK. Everything is all good. I am here for you. I am listening.
- username: Big Birder password: bloard1
- [quote=awayfromyou;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffortunately-i-have-screencapped-all-the-classic-lyle-bloards%2Fposts%2F101] just use comp clock you scrub [/quote] hey good idea, hold on let me put some electrical tape on my glasses. oops I forgot my pocket protector lol. Ha ha. Wait let me program that into my graphing calculator rofl. What I'm getting at is I have a life outside of bloard. I don't just cruise bloard all day long. I occasionally talk to girls in real life. I have had sex.
- I've got a little confession to make: I never did the pull-ups as described in my previous post. Also, I have never been to the gym. I think I went to the gym once as a boy and I was hella intimidated by all the beefy dudes I saw "pumping iron" as they say. I was overcome with feels that I didn't understand at the time. I left the gym a new person, and never looked back.
- fortunately I have 'capped all of the classic lyleposts, so I can read them whenever I want.
- fortunately I have 'capped all the classic lyle bloards, and I can read them whenever I want to. sike! the posts are gone forever. owned bitches
- I just did a set of 4 pull ups and I'm feeling stoked. ready to post on bloard
- oh nothing, I'm just doing my laundry and enjoying the first cup of coffee of the day. listening to classical music on my new bloarding rig. π