anyone seen that guy? is he even real?

reckon i saw him out behind the bloardhouse pickin trash out of a bush bout a week or so ago. mighty big feller, though not as hairy as i thought he'd be. guy was shaved buck naked everywhere but his wild ass hair, looked likey had a skirt on from the back view

shoulda put a bullet in him, cant stand that guy

Frankly, I don’t believe in him