At some point we must ask ourselves when we see something: Was that shit biscotti?
I saw something. I thought to myself: That shit - well - That shit’s not biscotti.
I sentenced time for a crime commited.
Take it up in Small Claims Bloard.
I sumbit from any further jurisdiction of the case at hand.
Phage
:)
- Sipping my coffee after dinner. Typing Bloard dot com into the search bar and releasing a giant “ahhhh” when I hit enter. Now here I am. On Bloard. Typing it all out. On a Saturday night. This feeling is unmatched.
- I’m here to recruit the bloard army. It is time. So far I have these guys fighting: 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤼♂️🤼♂️🤼♀️🤼♀️🤺🤺🤺🏋️♂️🏋️♀️🏋️♀️🏋️♀️🏋️♂️🏋️♂️🤺🤺🤺🤸♂️🤺🤺🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🧘♂️🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🤼♂️🤸🏽♀️🤺🤺🤺🤺⛷⛷🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🤺🤺🤺🤺
- Woah.. take it easy Derek. I know. , It is Saturday NigHt. But man. : Be safe
- It is Saturday Night. Time to uncork the wine bottle, pour a tall glass of Pinot Noir and get a rush of serotonin with each letter I type on Bloard. Now for the greatest moment of the night: Posting to Bloard Dot Com
- One of my favorites from the Pokémon games. Lake - Pokémon Diamond & Pearl [youtube]6PbnT0x0e5I[/youtube]
- \ \ \ \ \ ^\ \ \ \💩 \ Damn that shit’s biscotti on the other side now
- [quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-thread-with-a-no-shirt-policy%2Fposts%2F10051] good sound infects [/quote] Had to take off my shirt to say this: thanks
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-have-a-gun-in-this-bloard%2Fposts%2F9969] I’m sucking off the barrel of the gun [/quote] That ain’t my gun Derek but It’s definitely about to shoot 😳
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-did-this-myself-with-my-own-two-hands%2Fposts%2F9968] Phage's __💩______posts__ ^ [/quote] Cmon man, don’t doo doo me like that
- / / / / / / / ^ / / 💩/ / Damn that shit was biscotti
- That’s biscotti and all if you guys have guns, weapons and whatnot but guys,, seriously.. i have a gun in this bloard. I don’t even like guns and im really nervous over here. Can we get this gun out of this bloard please?? I dont evem know how i lt got in here. Im really freaking out guys please someone help
- I’m not wearing a shirt. I am in a hot tub at the moment. Snow is on the ground. It is beautiful. Really shouldn’t be using a phone while I’m in a ho— *crash bang fumble Splash!* brreehshsysukpssksjandhulpdgulpdnshulpsbdhulp ajshshsbshss zzzzzzzz——————
- Gaahhh oh mannnn In this Bloard I’vr got gun What’s goin on in here oh goddd This gun... I’vr got in.. in this here BLOARD
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2FRecipes%2Ftopics%2Fbiscotti-policy%2Fposts%2F9755] the only rule we have is that when ever someone says sone shit that's biscotti, you have to respond with "that shit's biscotti" [/quote] That shit’s biscotti
- Was scared all day “what will they think?” / “will this ruin my career?”—All because I wanted to take off my shirt. Finally, after looking in the mirror repeating “you can do this, phage”, I summoned enough strength to not only take off my shirt—but throw it on the floor. All because of this space. Thank you. Bloard.
- I am not wearing a shirt. I just got out of the hot tub. I feel very grateful I have a safe place to post without my shirt. I used to live in fear. No longer..
- Wow i want to try sour gummy colas. Had no clue they exist. I think i like sour gummy worms over any other gummy candy. Might need to get them all soon and find out.
- Awesome song! Really love the main riff/ harmonies. Definitely pick up on the Iron Maiden. Hope to hear more soon.