Most recent film I watched was Spaceballs

Many (such as myself) have tried to sneak into slow learner's house on new years eve to try and sneak a recording of his legendary song "You Gotta Be The One," but none yet have succeeded and many do not make it out. Knowing this song is considered to be of key strategic importance to several major powers aroundd the world and they're paying top dollar for it

I have to take an extra semester of college and I'm t*cked off about it

Now this post right here should speaak for itself. I like big bloard and I can not lie so I'm just going to lay it down and be real with you. What this website needs is some more horny posts in my Horny bloard, as I've said before but this time I really mean it and I just logged back in to say it as well as seeing what's up with the rest of you wchich I can do on another bloard that's non-horny although the content won't be as good as it will be here. So, my plan is this. Step one - post more in Horny bloard. Step two - there is no more step two because once more people start posting some quality horny posts (no anime) in the appropriate bloardd, (Horny bloard), then the website's ratings, membership, and participation will skyrocket and we might even be able to attract ssome big names like Kim Jong Skills and the Lizardman who to my knowledge have never posted on any bloard or even created an account. So, to sum it up, let'ss all make some nice horny posts in Horny bloard. And remember - anime posters will be banned! EDIT: I've just seen that Kim Jong Skills is, in fact, on bloard.

I thought of the original post and also posted it. I'm snooby

I'd be the shitwipes dispenser and also the guy who gets paid to wipe everyones asses. I would also make a fortune as the founder and editor of America's number 1 newspaper, "The Horny Bloard Times"

That's My Meme And I'm Stickin' To It -Mister Spigetti, USA

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbarnacle-jim-is-still-funny%2Fposts%2F4115] please keep this kind of barnyard talk to the swearing thread [/quote] Sorry. I just think that Barnacle Jim is still funny, so I don't like it when people disrespect him on the time line or on the Bloard posts that i read

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Let this be an sexambple to all who sstill doubt the power of the Horny bloard (don't know why you'd do that!) and that the Horny bloard is the best hop etaht this website has for getting back to the Golden days... And maybe even better. Sorry for typos

It's just a fact that barnacle jim is still funny. His long ass face and generally gay/fucked up ways always bring a laugh

My advice is that you begin dating that woman again immediately, or at least begin dating somewone who is similar to her in characteristics. This g* was breaking your streak to ralize your ture Horny potential which will then help you gret better posts on bloard and also get a lot of +1s and have no spelling or grammer errors, which I do all of theose because I'm the horniest poster on here and also the best because of that. Hope this helps

bloard top posts bloards Mister Spigetti homegbsnew meme.exe Avatar slow learner 0 Me at work: Decoherence does not generate actual wave function collapse. It only provides an explanation for the observation of wave function collapse, as the quantum nature of the system "leaks" into the environment. That is, components of the wavefunction are decoupled from a coherent system, and acquire phases from their immediate surroundings. A total superposition of the global or universal wavefunction still exists (and remains coherent at the global level), but its ultimate fate remains an interpretational issue. Specifically, decoherence does not attempt to explain the measurement problem. Rather, decoherence provides an explanation for the transition of the system to a mixture of states that seem to correspond to those states observers perceive. Moreover, our observation tells us that this mixture looks like a proper quantum ensemble in a measurement situation, as we observe that measurements lead to the "realization" of precisely one state in the "ensemble". me on bloard: gibing a +1 in memory of Swann LOL 15 days ago quote Avatar Mister Spigetti 0 Me at work: Decoherence does not generate actual wave function collapse. It only provides an explanation for the observation of wave function collapse, as the quantum nature of the system "leaks" into the environment. That is, components of the wavefunction are decoupled from a coherent system, and acquire phases from their immediate surroundings. A total superposition of the global or universal wavefunction still exists (and remains coherent at the global level), but its ultimate fate remains an interpretational issue. Specifically, decoherence does not attempt to explain the measurement problem. Rather, decoherence provides an explanation for the transition of the system to a mixture of states that seem to correspond to those states observers perceive. Moreover, our observation tells us that this mixture looks like a proper quantum ensemble in a measurement situation, as we observe that measurements lead to the "realization" of precisely one state in the "ensemble". me on bloard: gibing a +1 in memory of Swann LOL 15 days ago quoteeditdelete Avatar coward 1 *liam gallagher voice* dont fucking talk about foundations of physics on bloard dickhead 15 days ago quote Avatar haunted_shrub 8 me at work: i can't wait to browse bloard later. its good and everyone there is smart and good looking too. me on bload: i would kill a kid for a single +1 11 days ago quote Avatar dereklaserbeam 1 I can’t get this thread to run on my mac 10 days ago quote Avatar wowneat 1 HEY MORTY *BRRRAAAAPP* WE NEED TO MAKE A NEW MEME *BBRRRRRRRTTTT* 10 days ago quote Avatar hillips 2 wowneat posted: HEY MORTY *BRRRAAAAPP* WE NEED TO MAKE A NEW MEME *BBRRRRRRRTTTT* 9 days ago quote Avatar wowneat 2 hillips posted: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. 9 days ago quote Avatar kingdad42 3 wowneat posted: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a thread, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some of your "crew" and downvote my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life One, you are a talentless and unoriginal hack. And two, you wasted time trying to post other people's thoughts as your own while you could've been honing your skills to be actually creative instead of a thoughtless loser with a paste fetish. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. 7 days ago quote Avatar slow learner 0 kingdad42 posted: Yeah I read that too. Are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Is that your thing? You come into a thread, you copy some obscure passage and then paste it off as your own idea just to impress some of your "crew" and downvote my friend? See the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life One, you are a talentless and unoriginal hack. And two, you wasted time trying to post other people's thoughts as your own while you could've been honing your skills to be actually creative instead of a thoughtless loser with a paste fetish. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. lmfao a day ago quote homegbsnew meme.exe Reply supported bbcode tags: url, youtube, quote, b, img

Maybe you should be the one to log off. Noob.....

Me at work: Decoherence does not generate actual wave function collapse. It only provides an explanation for the observation of wave function collapse, as the quantum nature of the system "leaks" into the environment. That is, components of the wavefunction are decoupled from a coherent system, and acquire phases from their immediate surroundings. A total superposition of the global or universal wavefunction still exists (and remains coherent at the global level), but its ultimate fate remains an interpretational issue. Specifically, decoherence does not attempt to explain the measurement problem. Rather, decoherence provides an explanation for the transition of the system to a mixture of states that seem to correspond to those states observers perceive. Moreover, our observation tells us that this mixture looks like a proper quantum ensemble in a measurement situation, as we observe that measurements lead to the "realization" of precisely one state in the "ensemble". me on bloard: gibing a +1 in memory of Swann LOL

King dad where do you keep finding all this primo youtube content

Ants are the shit of nature, I would never stoop low enough to even look a t them

Barnacle Jim is a time-honored classic

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F4020] I love to crawl around on my knuckles and lick up every ant I see! Haha!!!!! Yumm Yumm Yummy!!!!!!!! I scream that every time I see an ant and just start licking them up!!!!! I'm also 6'5 and will kick your ass if you say anything. [/quote] My post about Barnacle Jim deserves more +1s than this

Ants are more c ommonly known around most places of the world as being "nature's barnacle jim's small wet penis" and it's a well deserved name at least in my opinokon due to their small size and resebleance to Barnacle Jim's penis being that they're both so ssmall and wet and you just want to beat both of them to a bloody pulp when you see them

Thanks for your support, both on bloard as well as in the chats, where it seems like you deliver less poness to me than the average chat user.

bitch. I'm gay/love tou take a fat assss crap all ofver my keyboard, often distorting my messasssges and making the letterss look all wonky, as they do now.

*logs off*

Hello, all. I think that it would be a good feature on here if the development team were to implement a "night mode" function as there is on twitter. In sshourt, I basically think that this feature would make it look better and it would give it a more "cool" aspect to the bloard experience. As an added bonus, activating the Bloard "night mode" function would also give the user access to higher quality postss in our popular Horny bloard, which is already well known aroung the net for its extremely good content.

When I was in the high school marching band we were coming home from a comptetition and one of the ladies in the band had to go to the bathromo really bad but the buss wouldn't stop and when we got back some people chose to give her the nickname "Pissbody Rebecca"

[quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-sick-ward-rp%2Fposts%2F3983] I feel pretty good [/quote] Epic FAIL!!!! This isn't the place for that!

I actually have a cold in real lilfe now, this isn't an rp for me any more

First video was tldw, second video was good

Yes, thank you *wipes my ass but it somehow gets ddirtier*

Derek: Pleasse read the rules, this is your only warning Bloardman: This is some quality horny content, keep it up I like often logging in online to see what my friends are up to and seeing the wide variety of quality wholesome horny activities that go on on a day to day basiss on here and other websites

Now saying a little bloard prayer for you

So it's basically the feeling that you get when you haven't checked bloard in a while and you just know that there's a boatload of quality posts that you get to scroll through and read on here but it's good in this case

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fbring-back-horny-bloard-no-anime%2Fposts%2F3944] what do bloarders get horned up on in 2017? why the answer is none other than the simple, "videogaems" [/quote] This couldn't be farther from the truth... In fact, some might say that video gamese can be a form of anime (won't ban you for this because it isn't specifically about anime)

[quote=coward;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3924] my dad reckons ants are more intelligent than mammals [/quote] This is simply not true. Your dad sounds like he's been taken over by ants. Check under his bed, and if he's got a bunch of nudie mags showing hot ant queens, you need to exterminate his ass.

Mmm, love those ambiguously positive reviews

It's good, but not great. Not enough posts in Horny bloard.

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F3889] sick. same. except im listening to uhh ....hmmm ............field recordings of owls [/quote] Can you tell me what you think of the portmanteau "blupdate," unironically (we're in the no irony thread after all, so I'm expecting a bit of honesty here.).

The elder scrolls four oblivion

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Ftghe%2Ftopics%2Ffaces-of-bloard%2Fposts%2F3900] [img]https://yt3.ggpht.com/-zKnPTRAFknE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/c8cubr3HGIM/s900-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg[/img] [/quote] Well played.