hi everyone, what's the best bloard-related fire you put out with a bucket of your own vomit? lets all share our bloard fire puke extinguishing stories ITT. maybe just post one but if theres too many you could make a top 10 or something. here's my fave 3:
3. back in the day (long ago) bloard had daily fireworks threads where amateur pyrotechnicians would share recipes, tips etc. like what chemicals to add to your homemade creations to change the colours, make bigger bang's, stuff like that. well, as one of the most respected and feared fireworkers of everyone on the 'loard (what we called bloard back then) there was a lot of pressure on me to make the most extravagant and crazy firework the world had ever seen... i worked long through the night, using my finely honed chemistry skills, adding lots of different oxides and dioxides to make a Truly Crazy Explosion that would earn everyone's love and admiration. as i had a rapidly approaching deadline before 'loardfest 1993 started, i had several buckets where i was collecting my waste so i didnt have to get up... and the nerves were getting to me so yes, there was some sick there. anyway, when i finally finished the temperamental and possibly lethal device my microwave caught fire due to unrelated circumstances. i put it out with a bucket of my own vomit
2. this was way back when, in fact it was so long ago my memory is really fuzzy and i'm not sure if it really happened at all. anyway, me and my best pal dril were in an exciting motorcycle race due to a fairly minor disagreement over who makes the best 'loard posts. the stakes were high as there were lots of exciting and dangerous trick's, stunt"s etc in the race course and it was clear that only one of us would be walking away unharmed. it started off with a death-defying bolt through a gator pit, where blood-thirsty crocs would be snapping and deathrolling around all over the place. next, a triple double backflip would have to be executed off a ramp to avoid ending up in a very big spike pit, which had already claimed the life of hundreds of our adoring fans. finally, a gigantic, infernal hoop of flames stood just before the finish line, which the one victorious 'loarder would have to narrowly avoid to claim their trophy. the burning flames reminded me of my own burning passion, which burned inside of me like burning flames. as i revved my chopper, i cursed my destiny and wondered how many other 'loardboys would have to die in vain, for something as stupid as their pride and honour. anyway, before the race started a crocodile caught fire due to unrelated circumstances. i put it out with a bucket of my own vomit
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- hi swann. could you post a high res copy of your avatar? do you have other drawings? i would love to see them. thanks. -HILLIP
- my favourite fighting game character is Evil Ryu. "Ngaaah!" - Evil Ryu
- glug glug glug *mimes drinking from a bottle* lol
- i only have 10 fingers so it is impossible for me to accurately measure
- (wistfully) "O How I Wonder What Will Be On Bloard User Big Birder's Plate Today..."
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxUu2Q0jaxc[/youtube] this is some intense shit guys... he's really going nuts with this one. it's some kind of compilation of bunnersthechopper as well as his other websites tr8x.com, hotpinkcookie.com and also you can see the defunct photonun.com in a few places. there's some kind of weird story about angels telling this guy that he is destined to be president of general motors and also the US. crazy stuff and the music is good too
- I like to put this on in the background. My favourite station is 7! [url]http://magictransistor.com/radio[/url]
- green bean (hands myself a big trophy that says King Of Bloard on it) wow guys. i knew you liked my posts, but me? king of bloard? we'll if you insist.
- bug deal... bug deal, bug deal, bug deal... (starts smacking head like im thinking real hard) bug deal... (gasp) [b]Doug Beale.[/b]
- whenever I feel down in the dumps, ya know what I do? i Log On
- ironically? dude... hate to fuckin say this,, but get tf out
- "green bean" ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
- folks, i'm back on that new twitter account grind again, this time with a bot that posts random sentences from the yume nikki wiki. if you did your duty as a bloardsman and installed that great game We All Know and Love, this info will no doubt come in handy in your "oneirc" odysseys ๐ https://twitter.com/yumewikki
- well swann, there's always twitter if you want to keep up with basically anyone here
- huh, uh y eah there is. i can see it very clearly on the imax screen i browse bloard on. let me blow it up 10,000X so you can have a chance to see it on your ridulous tiny monitor [img]http://i.imgur.com/eD0dz6o.png[/img]
- haha, uh, great image. the guys at secret bloard are gonna love this one
- ahh, i miss being able to remember my dreams... said goodbye to all that when i took up the ol' 9 to 5... maybe i should sort out my sleeping pattern or just get myself fired. both sound like a good idea atm. I learnt two new words that begin with O because of this thread!
- yeah this is dead as fuck. even the prostitutes I hired to post here are gone
- 4 days without bloard posts... need... content... (sends down a bucket into the content well, it comes up filled with dust but i say fuck it and start chugging it anyway. it is a sorry sight indeed)
- if this is a dream, and bloard is in it, i don't think if want to wake up...
- [quote]2014/02/08 20:00:00 Status : battling tons of Goombas 2014/02/08 20:00:00 Count : 300 2014/02/09 08:51:00 Status : Goombas Everywhere! Goombas talkin bout Vietnam, Goombas talkin bout Transformers, Goombas talkin bout Yo Gabba Gabba! Goombas talkin bout Quran[/quote]
- Bloard - "This isn't your Grandmother's Blaord". EDIT: Bloard.
- 15 posts in this shitty thread and i still dont know what a himalayan is
- the real gold is inside of us all along. (starts horkin up a doubloon)
- [img]http://i.imgur.com/hsjXFG0.png[/img] joop refuses to jump into the bear pit and meet his fate
- (hands Derek a dianetics book and pats him on the shoulder) here you go friend. this is all you need...
- Hi Swann, I usually understand your posts completely but I'm a little lost on this one. What's Bitch Burgers?
- sorry maam, but we are only just beginning to discover how deep this rabbit hole goes. we'll never see your son again, i'm afraid. what are you doing tonight