the horny olympics is cancelled. please dont cum
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- there is a thread in double secret bloard called "the original super spreader" and inside it's just a disgusting picture of a man stretching his asshole open. it's not a very good thread. there's no context of who this man is or how he came to be known as the original super spreader. i mean a picture thread is all well and good, but would it hurt to provide a little background lore once in a while?
- i've been thinking about this a lot lately and i'm going to have to agree with the op. bloard.com is exactly like the tardis from that famous tv show. separate from space and time; just a temporal vessel on the internet, transporting those who enter through a vast, ever-expanding universe of different bloards; limited only in scope by the immense power and imagination of the hivemind collective. also, it looks like a toilet instead of a police box
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ2gx-nB4oo[/youtube]
- im thankful for not being able to have sex this year. i know i said the same thing last year, but this time i mean it.
- it's basically like the movie inception, except instead of the characters falling asleep, it's the viewer that falls asleep 😁
- i am very smart and love to use my good brain to think of stuff and about stuff
- enter the void and the limits of control. those are the only two movies i watch and i'm always watching them and thinking about them as i watch them. sometimes i put two tvs together and watch them at the same time
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czBtVDa-LAg[/youtube]
- perhaps we are all just toilet men, living in the toilet world - slavoj zizek
- i heard they rolled him to the hospital where he was immediately put on diapers
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftravis-scott-meal%2Fposts%2F13153] you're the burger [/quote] you're travis scott 👀 can't wait to start working on this next month for bloarnowrimo 😁
- quality games at reasonable prices! e: sorry, i can't read good
- wow, i can't believe it blolks. after 3 long months of hard work, it's finally saturday night again 😅
- show her ur dick. if she laughs at u, that means she is happy and wants to have sex. if she starts crying... well, that means she is starting to get emotional from being super horny. if she gets mad at u, she is just being tsundere because she is autistic and her poorly developed sense of social cues is derived entirely from watching animes
- my friend tyler played that game and accidentally summoned a demonic spirit that possessed his dog and it killed his whole family
- Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver is an amazing game, definitely underrated game on the PS1 but I can understand why it turns off a lot of people. In all honestly outside of collecting the runes and power ups there's not a lot to do in the game besides kill the bosses and then it just sort of ends on a cliffhanger. Well worth the play for anyone who wants a unique experience but I don't know if I'd call it a classic.
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- trail of toilet paper that leads through the front gates of the bloard fortress and directly into the posting dungeon
- my side fingers are numb from the cold due to the lack of fur on my hands so now i'm going to have trouble hoisting myself onto the throne to spew my nauseating but just doodoos into the nether
- i liked when joker was in the bathtub and started laughing so hard that he shit himself and then puked because of it