Here's a little peek into the big J's schedule. Just an average day 8:00 - roll outta bed (rise & grind much? lol), do fifteen minutes of stretching, then stroll downstairs for... 8:15 - breakfast! first meal of the day, baby. during this time I flip open my downstairs laptop. homepage is of course the bloard.com top posts page. while i eat my cereal i reacquaint myself with all the good times we've had on here 8:30 - back upstairs. it's time to wash up, brush the ol' chompers, and shave if i haven't in the last four days. touching the mirror above my sink naturally brings up the bloard top page, which i browse via touch interface to catch up with any new posts. i make sure not to be gargling water while i do this becus you never know when a hot new swann post might crack u up, and i don't want to choke on the water and hit my head on the sink and die. 8:45 - it's time to get dressed. as i pick out my outfit, I instruct amazon echo to run my bloard_one_ups.exe program, which scans the forum for any new likes that have been applied to posts. echo tells me who has made the likes and what the posts are. 9:00 - now i'm ready for work. i hop on the local B line and on the ten-minute ride to my office load up twitter and name search "bloard" to see what the chatter is around "town" (the internet). 9:15 - finally i'm in my office. it's time to do my job — bloard posting. i crack my knuckles and get down to business. most days i can't think of anything to write. other days i'll look around for a cool new lizard picture for future use. my office, which is actually my bedroom (i take the bus around the block and get off where I got on), is outfitted with furniture conducive to content generation. 12:00 - unch 12:30 - i take an hour-long cold shower. this usually cools me off and gets me back to where i belong, mentally, after the time i spent jacking off during the last ten minutes of unch. 1:30 - this is where the bulk of my posting happens. wrapped in twenty layers of flannel blankets made from recycled printed out bloard posts, i work my mind and body into a hot content frenzy. some of my greatest posts happened during this time. for instance, the one i posted in the no irony thread. it got like 5 likes 9:00 - if i haven't fainted from dehydration at this point, i grab a little bite to eat before lying down and going to... 9:15 - sleep.