But seriously, I'd like to eat his ass, suck it, exploure his hole with my tongue, and maybe even become his permanent fart slave. Thoughts?

no. fuck off.

*monkey paw shrivels shut and you get all of that except you're only his temporary fart slave*

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-want-donald-trump-to-sit-on-my-face%2Fposts%2F7119] *monkey paw shrivels shut and you get all of that except you're only his temporary fart slave* [/quote] n-no.......no!!!!!