*creeping through abandoned halls, you see this bloard is long abandoned. cobwebs line the corners. boarded up remnants of ancient posts decay and crumble at your gentle touching. no bloarder has been here in centuries, not since the bloarding accident of 1608*

*you turn around and see a spooky figure, you can't quite make out what it is, but you are spooked. you back away but are blocked by a wall. there's no escape, and the thing is getting closer*

gee this place really is abandoned, huh?

thread went double cardboard

*you smell the thing before you see it. it smells awful, and quite frankly you realize right away that it's hillips and no threat at all and walk past him and go out the door*