hearing talk about a clan system and clan rankings in the works. you join a clan by posting on the Sorting Fedora bloard, which takes your post and runs it through a complex algorithm to decide which clan you belong in. once assigned to your clan, your weekly uploards count towards the clan total. the two clans with the least amount of upbloards at the end of the week have to face off in Shitposting bloard. the members of the clan that loses have to delete their accounts and create new ones with the same name but a number after it, starting at 1 and incrementing every time your clan loses, such that it reflects the number of times you have brought shame to yourself, your clan, and the bloard community as a whole
