the ass, bloardman! the ass! Nobody knows better, or worse, than the bloardman himself, how dainty the anus can be. He's a luxury purchase for any married man or any gentleman. It's

i rend the ass with my veiny hands

I onlu like the cheek part.

I see some boob, i'll have to pass. Some double Ds seems rather crass. If nothing more, all I ask for is a heaping mound of ass.