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*monkey paw shrivels shut and you get all of that except you're only his temporary fart slave*
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n-no.......no!!!!!
big_boi_henk
- But seriously, I'd like to eat his ass, suck it, exploure his hole with my tongue, and maybe even become his permanent fart slave. Thoughts?
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-meme-i-thought-of%2Fposts%2F7067] its been 9 months since this post and i just want to say that snooby was 100% right [/quote] not alwyas. I live in one of those and get laid all the time. its because im gay and homosexuals are debased creatures who revel in depravity and filth
- im just really stoked for all the DPRK musclemen who're just now realizing that gay people arent a capitalist pigdog psyop and, in fact, thats what they are. im mainly excited bc theyd be very easily manipulated into sharing nudes and doing sexual things they're actually vv uncomfortable with in order to fulfill the fundamental human need for acceptance in a scary, confusing virtual world they know nothing of but have been thrust into by arcane political forces beyond anyones control or understanding. its good.
- my ideal sexual partner is a humanoid version of the springfield monorail, reaming my distended orifices infinitely and eternally
- bunners the chopper unearths the zionist conspiracy with the help of his lover vector the crocodile. but when vecotr wants to try polyamory, what will this mean for their investigation? Rated m for drug use, adult sexuality.
- trying to grow a healthy coat of moss on my hoel so the lumber industry will annihilate it insanely and brutally w slash and burn technique’s. Im a big stinky homo and I love being abused