take a seat. i'll make us some tea. what do you want? ah - bloard tea it is, then! bl0ard!

me and my friends all reading bloard posts in my home theater relaxin in bean bags smoking up some bloards

me: welcome to my humble a bloard respectful guest: abode you mean. me: nope. i ,mean a bloard. respectful guest: uhh...are you stupid or something? are you just incredibly goddamn dumb as rocks? its pronounced abode dude. me: its pronounced a bloard. i posted 3 times on it last year and i just started posting on it agian. you can check out my posts at a bloard.com respectful guest: oh shit. you were talking about bloard.com. i thought you were talking about abode me: why would i be talking about an abode 😫. jesus christ...